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(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

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NARRATOR: <i>In New York City,
there's a fine line</i>

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<i>between law and chaos.</i>

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<i>On that line
live Danson
and Highsmith.</i>

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Tell me again
why I decided
to get on this roof!

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I think you can chalk
that up to bad life choices.

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(LAUGHS)

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<i>(WE'RE TRYING
TO STAY ALIVE</i> PLAYING)

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<i>♪ You can tell by
the way I roll, Shorty</i>

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<i>♪ That I'm a ladies' man
A business man</i>

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<i>♪ Condos down the shore
Multi-million pension plans</i>

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<i>♪ But it ain't in my plan
to make move without the fam</i>

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<i>♪ I keep it intact
Yo, Clef, do the track</i>

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<i>♪ John, play the mack
while I pay the tax</i>

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<i>♪ Business as usual</i>

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Get rid of
that asshole.

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Uh-oh!
I hate it when
you say "uh-oh!"

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<i>♪ We built this concept
Connect like NYNEX</i>

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<i>♪ Drinks at the bar
My American Express ♪</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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Dude, you put
a ding in my hood!

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Come on with
it, then!

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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

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Oh! Whoa, hey!

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That's trouble.

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(BUS HONKING)

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(GASPS)

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(TOURISTS SCREAMING)

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Did someone call
Nine-One-holy-shit?

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(BUS HONKING)

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That's it. I'm sick
of all this running.

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(YELLING)

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Hang on!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(IN SLOW MOTION)
You have the right
to remain silent!

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But I wanna
hear you scream!

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<i>(TOP DOWN</i> PLAYING)

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Down on the ground!

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REPORTER: Detective!
Yeah, yeah! Detective!

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One at a time,
all right?

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Yeah, Detectives,
Rick Grayson,
<i>New York Observer</i> Online.

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These suspects were caught
with only a quarter pound
of marijuana,

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a misdemeanor
in some states.

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Do you think this arrest
was worth $12 million
in property damages?

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Why don't we let
New York City
answer that question?

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The greatest city
on Earth, yeah!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Hi, Sarah Gapone
from TMZ print edition.

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Danson, are the rumors about
you and Kim Kardashian true?

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No comment.

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But, yes.

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(CROWD WHOOPING)

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Danson and Highsmith,
free hot dogs for life!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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No drinks. No drinks.
CROWD: Oh!

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I can't do it.
I can't do it.

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NARRATOR:
<i>Danson and Highsmith shoot,
drive, and sex with style.</i>

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<i>They're rock stars.</i>

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<i>Then you got your jokers,
your ball busters,
your vets...</i>

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<i>...and the other guys.</i>

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(INAUDIBLE)

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We know, we know.
We know.

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All right,
all right, all right.
Listen up, listen up!

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We're having a celebration
tonight at Butter.

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Brody Jenner's gonna
be there. Bai Ling.

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That little short bitch
from <i>Jersey Shore.
Yeah!</i>

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And most of you
are on the list.

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(OFFICERS CHEERING)
You're the best.

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DANSON: Guys, I'm gonna
say something right now.

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It's about a man who came
from Austria with a dream.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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Let me finish.

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He became a champion
and then a movie star,
all right?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger!
God damn it, let me...

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They ruined the story.
They ruined the story.

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Let... What...
The point is,

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we couldn't do our job
if it weren't for you guys
doing all the paperwork,

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answering the phones,
and all that stupid shit
that we don't like to do.

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All the gun fights,
all the car chases,

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all the sex we don't
wanna have with women,
but we have to,

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all due to what
you guys do.

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Thank you.

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And we'd do it
again and again.

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Hey, you shut your face!

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If we wanna
hear you talk,

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I will shove my arm
up your ass

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and work your mouth
like a puppet!

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You hear me?
You hear me?

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Cash bar.
OFFICERS: Yeah.

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Peace out, bitches.

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(OFFICERS CHEERING)

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(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, fellas.
All right, bring it in.

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Come on. Bring it
in a little bit.

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All right, right there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Just back up,
just like right there.

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All right, just one...
Just a...

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There you go,
right there.
Right there.

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This is their paperwork.
You know they're
not gonna do it.

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That's right.
This paperwork is like
Bob's wife here.

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It's thick, ugly,

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got Danson's
fingerprints
all over it.

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No offense, Bob.
That's all right.

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Anyway, now
who wants it?
I do!

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All right! Paper Bitch
and Yankee Clipper
on the case!

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Nice work.
Thanks, Allen.
Thank you, Captain.

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"I'll do it!
I'll do it!"

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(HUMMING <i>SWAT THEME SONG)</i>

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Stop humming that song!

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I can hum if I want to.

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No, I know you can.

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I'm asking you to stop.

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Well, if you're asking,
then I'll stop.
Thank you.

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Could you not
smile like that?

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Now you're asking me
to mask my emotions

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because of how
it makes you feel.

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That I will not do.

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(HUMMING <i>JEANNIE)</i>

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Seriously, stop
humming! Okay?

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This isn't accounting
or wherever the hell

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you and your
little pocket calculator
were transferred from.

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Forensic accounting, okay.

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And it's an important
part of the job.

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Yeah, whatever. Stop being
so overtly happy about
doing shit work, you moron.

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Hey, guys.
Reminder.

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The police union picnic's
coming up this weekend.

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Uh... My wife's
making her famous
deviled eggs, again.

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My waistline's furious.

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It's a bad time, Bob!

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All right.

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Going to get a slice.

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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You know what
I just did?

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I just walked out that door,
saw a couple detectives,

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and I was about to start
bad mouthing you
behind your back,

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but I stopped myself,
because my pops taught me

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that a man who talks
behind somebody's back
is a coward.

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Wow, I actually
appreciate that.

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Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell
you directly to your face.

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No. You don't have to.

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No, I don't like you.

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I think you're
a fake cop.

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The sound of your piss
hitting the urinal?

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It sounds feminine.
Mmm-mmm.

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If we were in the wild,
I would attack you.

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Even if you weren't
in my food chain,

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I would go out of
my way to attack you.

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If I were a lion,
and you were a tuna,

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I would swim out
in the middle of the ocean
and freaking eat you!

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And then I'd bang
your tuna girlfriend.

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Okay, first off,
a lion swimming
in the ocean?

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Lions don't like water.

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If you'd placed it
near a river

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or some sort of
fresh water source,

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that'd make sense.

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But you find yourself
in the ocean, 20-foot waves,

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I'm assuming
it's off the coast
of South Africa,

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coming up against
a full-grown, 800-pound tuna

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with his 20
or 30 friends?

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You lose that battle.

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You lose that battle
nine times out of ten.
And guess what?

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You've wandered into
our school of tuna,

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and we now have
a taste of lion.

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We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.

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Yeah?
And said,
"You know what?

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"Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion."

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We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead

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and aggressively hunt
you and your family.

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And we will
corner your pride,

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your children,
your offspring.
How you gonna do that?

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We will construct
a series of breathing
apparatus with kelp.

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We will be able to trap
certain amounts of oxygen.

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It's not gonna be
days at a time,

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but an hour,
hour 45,
no problem.

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That will give us enough time
to figure out where you live,

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go back to the sea,
get more oxygen,

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and then stalk you.

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You just lost
at your own game.

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You're outgunned
and outmanned.

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Did that go
the way you thought
it was gonna go?

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Nope.

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(YELLING)

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Two minutes before
the markets open,

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Pamela Boardman,
CEO of Lendl Global,
ringing the opening bell.

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<i>With Boardman
is investment banker,
David Ershon,</i>

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<i>who manages 40% of
Lendl's $70-billion
equity pool.</i>

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(SOFTLY) How much
did we lose?

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You may ring the bell
now, Ms. Boardman.

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(SOFTLY) $32.
Million?

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(NERVOUSLY)
No, billion.

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(MANIACALLY) Shit!

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Chinatown. Three Triad
gang members. I popped
two of them off the draw.

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Bang, bang.
OFFICER: Yeah.

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Then I raise up to
take the leader out.

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Oh, shit, I feel
like I'm there now.

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I hear a whistle.
My partner's on the roof.

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He says, "Let's
even the odds!"

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He tosses me down
a Mossberg pump.

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I send one
through his chest.

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Game over, bitches.

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(OFFICERS CHEERING)

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00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:06,855
All right.
OFFICER: Yeah.

203
00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:12,267
Jimmy? Let's talk about how
that story made you feel.

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Like a Viagra pill
with a face.

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(OFFICERS LAUGHING)

206
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I know it's very tempting.

207
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You want to impress
your friends.

208
00:10:20,817 --> 00:10:23,523
But this is serious stuff
we're dealing with, okay?

209
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,130
This is firing your weapon
in the line of duty.

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Officer Hoitz?

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00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:30,536
Oh, man.
(OFFICERS GROANING)

212
00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:32,974
Would you like to share?

213
00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:34,812
No, I'd rather not.

214
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Officer Hoitz,
you've been coming here
for six months now,

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and you haven't
said a word.

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This is a safe environment,
no judgment here.

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Douche bag.

218
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That's judgment,
Jimmy. Come on.

219
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I relive it every night.

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(CROWD SHOUTING)

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TERRY: <i>Bronx, October.</i>

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<i>Game 7 of the World Series.</i>

223
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For all the marbles.
High pressure, unruly crowd,
and I pulled tunnel duty.

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I mean, I saw a shadowy
figure in the tunnel.

225
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I told him to stop.

226
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is a restricted area!

227
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<i>Finally pulled my gun.</i>

228
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Pulled a deadly weapon.
He started running at me.

229
00:11:03,069 --> 00:11:05,740
Don't make me shoot!
I'll do it!

230
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,145
Are you deaf?
You hear me yell,
"Freeze"?

231
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,481
You dick! I'm Derek Jeter!

232
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,850
You shot me!

233
00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,923
You cost me 20 grand
on that game!
Douche bag.

234
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Cost the city
a championship.

235
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I was being groomed
for a top position
in homicide.

236
00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,467
Now I'm stuck with
a desk jockey partner.

237
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,870
Everybody calls me
the Yankee Clipper.

238
00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:22,674
Because you shot
Derek Jeter!

239
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:24,110
He's a biracial angel.

240
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,946
OFFICER:
You should've
shot A-Rod.

241
00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:34,531
Yo, Paper Bitch.

242
00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,535
What's up, man?
Hey. Hey, guys.

243
00:11:36,535 --> 00:11:38,372
(MOCKING) Paper Bitch.
(MOCKING) Paper Bitch.

244
00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:40,109
I don't like that, actually.

245
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:41,945
I know you guys
think it's fun,
but I don't like that name.

246
00:11:41,945 --> 00:11:43,849
Still working on
the Danson and
Highsmith paperwork?

247
00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:45,286
(SIGHS) Shit.
No, actually,
actually, that's...

248
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,624
What is this?
That looks stupid.

249
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,397
Guys, it's illegal
permitting for construction.
Specifically, scaffolding.

250
00:11:50,397 --> 00:11:52,100
Some of the guys
were talking.

251
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,570
They were like,
"How come you've never

252
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,106
"fired your weapon
in the office before?"

253
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:56,442
Good point.

254
00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:57,844
I'm sorry,
I don't follow.

255
00:11:57,844 --> 00:11:59,615
You've never
fired your weapon
in the office.

256
00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,685
We all have, you know.
It's called a desk pop.

257
00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:04,458
Fellas, look, I know
you don't respect me
as a police officer.

258
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,860
Not true.
I'm not stupid.

259
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:08,099
I'm not gonna discharge
my firearm in the office.

260
00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:09,768
Gamble, listen to me.
I'll try to make it
real clear.

261
00:12:09,768 --> 00:12:12,407
We honor the flag,
and you crap on it

262
00:12:12,407 --> 00:12:13,943
when you don't shoot
your gun in the office.

263
00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,248
Jimmy. When's the last time
you had a desk pop?

264
00:12:16,248 --> 00:12:18,285
September '08.

265
00:12:18,285 --> 00:12:20,422
Be a man. Do it.
(WHISPERING) Now.

266
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:21,959
Please, please, do it.
Pop one off!

267
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:24,298
There you go.
Pop it off!
Don't think, just go!

268
00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:26,068
Here we go.
Do it, yes.

269
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,370
(OFFICERS EXCLAIMING)

270
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,973
He did it!
(LAUGHING)

271
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,577
Hey! Shots fired!

272
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,447
Hey, Terry, I did it!
I did my first desk pop!

273
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,118
(BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

274
00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:36,155
It's a real thing, right?

275
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,423
A desk pop?
Yeah.

276
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,127
No, that's not real!

277
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,232
They were so convincing
in their argument,

278
00:12:41,232 --> 00:12:42,834
they swung me.

279
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,877
All right, Allen,
you're gonna have to
hand over your gun.

280
00:12:47,877 --> 00:12:48,980
Yes, sir.

281
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,583
TERRY: Captain, you really
wanna disarm this guy,

282
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,753
take out the batteries
in the calculator.

283
00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,591
All right, I'm gonna
give you this.

284
00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:56,928
This is a dummy gun.
I use it for ceremony.

285
00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,332
There.

286
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:02,073
You get this back
when I feel you know
how to handle it.

287
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:06,581
Listen, guys.
I'm working two jobs.
I'm working here.

288
00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:09,954
And I got another job
at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Okay?

289
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:12,894
I'm doing that just to
put a kid through NYU

290
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:16,168
so he can explore
his bisexuality
and become a deejay.

291
00:13:16,168 --> 00:13:20,076
Now the last thing I need
is a ballistics report
in the unit.

292
00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:22,514
I'm just gonna ask you guys,
please, come on, really.

293
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,784
Just think about...
Just be smart.

294
00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:40,316
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

295
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,019
(CAR ALARMS BEEPING)

296
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,801
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

297
00:13:53,442 --> 00:13:55,179
FEMALE DISPATCHER:
<i>211 in progress.</i>

298
00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:58,519
<i>They're using a wrecking ball
to clean out Castien Jewelry.</i>

299
00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,190
All right, we got it.

300
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,391
ALLEN: Good luck, guys.
Have a good one.

301
00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:03,062
Allen, let's go.

302
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:04,298
No, I got work to do.

303
00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:05,700
What? This is work!

304
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:09,241
Hey, yo!
Danson and Highsmith.
We roll in heavy.

305
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,443
You cream puffs,
sit tight.

306
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:12,013
You gotta be shitting me!

307
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:15,219
You can't keep me
cooped up in here, okay?

308
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:18,425
I am a peacock!
You gotta let me fly!

309
00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:20,696
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

310
00:14:24,204 --> 00:14:27,076
Did he just...
Did he just call
himself a peacock?

311
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,349
(TIRES SCREECHING)

312
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:31,718
Let's go!
Let's go!

313
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:35,860
DANSON: Come on, fellas!

314
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,632
Wednesday night
is taco night
at Rikers Island!

315
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,030
Oh! That's the second
one this week!

316
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:58,005
Hey, you monkeys!
Stop!

317
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,107
Let's go!

318
00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:01,278
Yeah!

319
00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:03,116
Heads up!

320
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:04,517
Shit.

321
00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:19,848
Special Forces zipline.

322
00:15:19,848 --> 00:15:21,785
BURGLAR: Cut that line!
Cut it! Let's go!

323
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,324
These guys are pros.

324
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,527
Let's go!

325
00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:27,397
You thinking what
I'm thinking, partner?

326
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:28,865
Aim for the bushes.

327
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,876
<i>(MY HERO</i> PLAYING)

328
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:38,485
<i>♪ There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes</i>

329
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,268
<i>♪ There goes my... ♪</i>

330
00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:47,970
(THUDDING)

331
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,678
(BAND PLAYING)

332
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,257
NARRATOR: <i>Cops still
argue to this day</i>

333
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,194
<i>why Danson and
Highsmith jumped.</i>

334
00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:03,435
<i>Maybe it was just pride,
having survived so many
brushes with death.</i>

335
00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,473
<i>Maybe their egos
pushed them off.</i>

336
00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:08,179
<i>I don't know.
But that shit was crazy.</i>

337
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:13,055
<i>Either way, there was
a hole in New York City,
and it needed to be filled.</i>

338
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,426
MAYOR: <i>Two days ago,
this city wept.</i>

339
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:19,668
<i>We lost two heroes
who gave everything for us,</i>

340
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,705
<i>who paid that
ultimate sacrifice</i>

341
00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:25,512
<i>so that we may walk
these streets safely.</i>

342
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:27,383
There wasn't even an awning
in their direction.

343
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,153
No, I know.
They just jumped
20 storeys.

344
00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:31,191
Doesn't make sense,
does it?

345
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,831
<i>I only hope God lets them
take their .357s with them
to heaven.</i>

346
00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:38,439
It's our moment, Allen.
Our moment to step up
and be the guys.

347
00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:41,177
We're at a funeral.
Show some respect.
What?

348
00:16:41,177 --> 00:16:44,884
TERRY: You don't think
every other detective here
isn't thinking the same thing?

349
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,327
TERRY: Allen, listen to me.
Danson and Highsmith are gone.

350
00:16:49,327 --> 00:16:52,300
Their desks are empty.
Someone has to
fill those seats.

351
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:56,475
That someone is us, okay?
The city's dying for a hero.

352
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,145
Is it?
Yeah.

353
00:16:58,145 --> 00:17:01,685
What about nine million
socially-conscious
and unified citizens,

354
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:03,855
all just stepping up
and doing their part?

355
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:06,095
As a little kid,
didn't you dress up and
play cops and robbers?

356
00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:08,332
I'll tell you what
I did as a little kid.

357
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,736
I went to school
and made my bed.

358
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,242
And at age 11,
I audited my parents.

359
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:17,283
And believe me, there were
some discrepancies,
and I was grounded.

360
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:18,886
What the hell are you?

361
00:17:18,886 --> 00:17:21,624
Well, well, well.
What do we got here?

362
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,028
Look at these two
jamokes, would you?

363
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:26,168
One shot Jeter
and the other
shot an office.

364
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:27,803
(CACKLING)

365
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:32,246
Have some decorum.
We're at a funeral. Shh.

366
00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:34,484
You wanna dance,
brolio? Huh?

367
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,688
I will rock your body
with big, nasty hooks.

368
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,625
You'll be pissing blood
out of your ass.

369
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,895
(WHISPERING)
That's horrible.

370
00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:41,297
Why don't you
step back, man?

371
00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,134
You touch him,
I swear to God

372
00:17:43,134 --> 00:17:44,838
I'm gonna beat
the shit out of you
with Allen's head.

373
00:17:44,838 --> 00:17:46,241
He's not gonna do that.
That's hyperbole.

374
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,443
But that's a weird example.

375
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,148
You wanna go?
I wanna go!

376
00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:52,153
OFFICER 1: Get him off.
(SOFTLY) Kick his ass,
Martin.

377
00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:55,059
MARTIN: (WHISPERING) Yeah.
How do you like that?

378
00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:56,728
(WHISPERING)
Pull his hair!
(WHISPERING) I love it.

379
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:58,432
MARTIN: This hurts so good.

380
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,934
Shh.

381
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,638
Very sorry for
your loss, ma'am.
What a lovely hat.

382
00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,309
FOSSE: I love your shoes.

383
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,746
(WHISPERING)
It's fine, it's fine.
(WHISPERING) Go, go.

384
00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:07,784
JIMMY: (WHISPERING)
Punish him!

385
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:09,921
Oh, man.

386
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,958
FOSSE: Do it. That's how
we do it in the hood.

387
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,263
JIMMY: Punish him.
MARTIN: That's not
even a move.

388
00:18:14,263 --> 00:18:16,835
MARTIN: I'm the winner.
I'm the winner,
everybody saw it.

389
00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:19,474
(WHISPERING) What the hell
is going on here?

390
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,211
Two good men are dead,

391
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:23,716
and you guys are fighting
over who's gonna
be the next hotshot?

392
00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:25,319
Is that
what's happening?

393
00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,123
(WHISPERING) Yes,
that's exactly
what's happening.

394
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:28,893
Let me tell you something
about those guys.

395
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:31,564
They knew that
to become a good cop,

396
00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:33,769
you had to solve
cases. Okay?

397
00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:37,543
Okay, and maybe you start
with the Castien robbery.

398
00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:40,115
Okay? So just watch it.

399
00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:43,155
FOSSE: Next time, me,
you, library.

400
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,028
Not even close.
Come on, guys.
Guys, come on.

401
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:47,964
JIMMY: You are...
MARTIN: I'm the winner!

402
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,935
I didn't need you
to stick up for me, okay?

403
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,572
I could've handled
that myself.

404
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,075
Hey, don't flatter yourself.

405
00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:55,346
It's the partner's code.
I had no choice.

406
00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:56,714
Move.

407
00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,570
9:15, let's have
a great day, everybody!

408
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,040
Cut the shit!

409
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:12,046
(CLEARS THROAT)

410
00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:17,590
Good morning.

411
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,064
FEMALE DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
<i>We've got shots fired.
509 East 10th Street.</i>

412
00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,667
<i>There are large amounts
of cocaine on the scene.</i>

413
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,304
<i>Try to stay out
of trouble, boys.</i>

414
00:19:24,304 --> 00:19:26,107
There's no chance
you'd wanna go on
that call, right?

415
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,911
No chance.
Too busy.

416
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:30,716
All right, ladies.
Starting to get the picture?

417
00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,386
We're about to
lock shit down.

418
00:19:32,386 --> 00:19:34,658
That's right.
You girls stay here
and get your type on.

419
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:36,494
Go get them, guys.
Lot of energy, lot of focus.

420
00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:38,265
FOSSE: Shut up!

421
00:19:38,265 --> 00:19:40,035
Allen, could I see you
in the hallway for a second?

422
00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,304
I... I'm super busy
right now, Terry.

423
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:43,509
No, no, no, I know.
This'll be real quick.

424
00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:45,479
It's about
the construction permits
you were talking about.

425
00:19:45,479 --> 00:19:48,084
The scaffolding violations?
This is our thing, yeah.

426
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,956
So, what do you got?

427
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,562
I got this! I'll put one
right in your neck.

428
00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:55,099
What are you doing?

429
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:57,536
Let's go.
We're going
to that call.

430
00:19:57,536 --> 00:19:59,207
What is this?
Shut up.

431
00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:01,611
We're going to the car,
and we're going
after this case.

432
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:02,881
You're not gonna
shoot me.
I won't?

433
00:20:02,881 --> 00:20:04,618
No.
I shot Jeter.

434
00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:06,888
That was an accident.
Was it?

435
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:08,892
Now move.
Okay.

436
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:10,663
Hey.

437
00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:11,865
Does anybody see this?

438
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,669
He's got a gun on me.

439
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:15,739
I'm being kidnapped.

440
00:20:15,739 --> 00:20:16,975
Really, we're in
a police station

441
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:19,046
and no one is
interested in this?

442
00:20:19,046 --> 00:20:21,351
So, then what happened?
What do you think happened?

443
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,089
(SIREN WAILING)
I woke up, I took
the belt off my neck,

444
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,924
and I got in my car,
and I got out of there.

445
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,528
Talk about a wild
weekend, right?

446
00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:29,601
I thought I was gonna
have to shoot my way out.
(LAUGHS)

447
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:32,773
What are you gonna do,
though, you know?
Bar mitzvahs.

448
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:36,481
What the hell is this?

449
00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:39,286
It's my car.
It's a Prius.

450
00:20:39,286 --> 00:20:43,061
I feel like we're literally
driving around in a vagina.

451
00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:45,899
Detective Hoitz and Gamble
are on that 518 on East 10th.

452
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,038
Negatory, Martin and Fosse,
two minutes out.

453
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,474
We'll just see
who's there first.

454
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:52,747
You stay out of
our crime scene!
You hear me?

455
00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:54,517
Go, go, go!

456
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:57,389
You feel that, Allen? Huh?
That tingling in your balls?

457
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,728
Big metal butterflies
fluttering around
in your stomach?

458
00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:01,164
Are you sure you don't
have testicular cancer?

459
00:21:01,164 --> 00:21:03,335
I got something
to get you going.

460
00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,675
<i>(LET THE DRAGON LOOSE</i>
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

461
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,311
Let's go do some damage!

462
00:21:09,714 --> 00:21:11,050
Nope.

463
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:13,489
<i>(REMINISCING</i> PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)

464
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,591
What the hell is that?

465
00:21:14,591 --> 00:21:16,527
LRB. Little River Band.

466
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:19,467
This music makes me
feel like I'm going
shopping for a training bra.

467
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,607
(MUSIC STOPS)
You know what?
We go with no music, okay?

468
00:21:22,607 --> 00:21:23,708
Fine.
Say bye.

469
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,078
No, no, no,
don't say bye...

470
00:21:25,078 --> 00:21:26,748
You just signed
your own death warrant,
Hoitz!

471
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:29,854
Allen, punch that
accelerator or I will
shoot you in the foot!

472
00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,724
America!
(THUDS)

473
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,729
Allen! Allen,
hit the brake!

474
00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:35,166
(ALLEN SCREAMING)

475
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,768
Seriously, slow
the car down!

476
00:21:36,768 --> 00:21:37,971
We're approaching
the crime scene!

477
00:21:37,971 --> 00:21:39,574
Terry, I'm coming in.

478
00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:41,678
TERRY: You're gonna smash
right through the tape!
Allen!

479
00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:43,582
TERRY: Dude! What...

480
00:21:43,582 --> 00:21:45,686
(OFFICERS CLAMORING)

481
00:21:45,686 --> 00:21:47,823
(ALLEN EXHALES)

482
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:50,463
(WHISPERS)
That's a lot of cocaine.

483
00:21:50,463 --> 00:21:53,802
Did you yell "America"
when you hit the accelerator?

484
00:21:53,802 --> 00:21:56,308
Nope. No. No.

485
00:21:56,308 --> 00:21:58,878
I've never actually
put my foot
all the way down

486
00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:04,023
to the ground with
the accelerator like that.

487
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,361
(WHISPERS) It got me
slightly aroused.

488
00:22:08,699 --> 00:22:10,469
Here we go.

489
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,047
Way to put your stamp
on the crime scene, guys.

490
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:18,752
Prius, huh?
Yep, yep.

491
00:22:18,752 --> 00:22:19,888
MARTIN: Good mileage?

492
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:21,357
Oh! Outstanding.
Yeah.

493
00:22:21,357 --> 00:22:24,764
Did this come
with a dental dam?
(LAUGHS)

494
00:22:24,764 --> 00:22:27,069
No.
Get it?

495
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,108
My Suburban shit
one of these last night.

496
00:22:30,108 --> 00:22:31,811
MARTIN: I didn't know
they put tampons on wheels.

497
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:33,348
(MARTIN AND FOSSE LAUGHING)

498
00:22:33,348 --> 00:22:34,817
We've had our fun, huh?

499
00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:37,489
MARTIN: Looks like Scarface
sneezed on your car.

500
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,028
All right, everybody!

501
00:22:40,028 --> 00:22:42,666
I'm gonna need you all
to back up now.
We're taking over.

502
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,139
"At the crime scene, LOL."

503
00:22:45,139 --> 00:22:46,541
Good tweet, good tweet.
Yeah, thanks.

504
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:51,986
<i>America has always been
defined by its excess.</i>

505
00:22:51,986 --> 00:22:54,723
<i>The Grand Canyon,
professional
sports contracts.</i>

506
00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:57,163
<i>Wendy's Baconator,
extra bacon.</i>

507
00:22:57,163 --> 00:23:01,204
<i>I myself have
18 Lamborghinis</i>

508
00:23:02,106 --> 00:23:04,077
<i>and a Subaru
station wagon.</i>

509
00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:07,483
<i>And it's because
of this excess that
I have flourished.</i>

510
00:23:07,483 --> 00:23:11,191
<i>I implore you, please,
do not stop profiting.</i>

511
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:15,398
<i>Live for excess.
It's the American way.</i>

512
00:23:21,711 --> 00:23:23,248
Hello.

513
00:23:23,248 --> 00:23:26,654
Mr. Ershon? I believe
this call's for you.

514
00:23:29,861 --> 00:23:31,197
Sir David.

515
00:23:31,197 --> 00:23:33,268
David. You're not
returning my calls,

516
00:23:33,268 --> 00:23:34,938
so I'd like you to
meet Roger Wesley.

517
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:36,708
G'day, mate.
Hey.

518
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,380
Roger and his team
are gonna babysit you
because I don't trust you,

519
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,451
because I think
you're going to take off.

520
00:23:41,451 --> 00:23:43,822
Pamela, this is ridiculous.
I'm not going anywhere.

521
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,828
David, listen,
the Lendl quarterlies
come out on the 26th.

522
00:23:46,828 --> 00:23:48,198
You have until then
to give me my money.

523
00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:49,767
I'm not reporting
any losses, David.

524
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,671
I have zeroed in
on a new investor.

525
00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,142
<i>Well, then,
you get their money,</i>

526
00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:54,677
<i>make it disappear,
and then pay us back.</i>

527
00:23:54,677 --> 00:23:58,118
Yes, yes, I'll tell him
he doesn't need to keep
watching me.

528
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,623
David!
Okay, sweetheart, bye-bye.

529
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:05,165
Yeah. She overreacted.
She's a woman. So,
you're good to go.

530
00:24:05,165 --> 00:24:06,701
Heard everything, mate.

531
00:24:06,701 --> 00:24:08,605
(COUGHS)
Ladies and gentlemen,

532
00:24:08,605 --> 00:24:12,679
guess who gave me
the secrets to making
my first billion dollars.

533
00:24:14,383 --> 00:24:16,821
That man there.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

534
00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:18,959
Go! Go!

535
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,064
WOMAN: Side!
ROGER: Step aside, please.

536
00:24:21,064 --> 00:24:23,035
ALLEN: You don't think
I'm a real cop, do you?

537
00:24:23,035 --> 00:24:25,906
No, I don't.
I've said that directly to
your face numerous times.

538
00:24:25,906 --> 00:24:27,142
I was really
honest about that.

539
00:24:27,142 --> 00:24:29,681
I'm working on
a huge case, all right?

540
00:24:29,681 --> 00:24:31,684
Property owner
with seven buildings
under construction.

541
00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:35,091
He hasn't applied for
a single scaffolding permit.

542
00:24:35,091 --> 00:24:36,561
Now, according
to Ask Jeeves,

543
00:24:36,561 --> 00:24:39,133
this perp is at
the Plaza Hotel
speaking right now.

544
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:42,172
That's your big case?
Scaffolding permits?

545
00:24:42,172 --> 00:24:43,308
Yeah.

546
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:46,948
Guess what?
You're coming with me.

547
00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:49,186
(LAUGHS)
It's a wooden gun.

548
00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:50,990
Oh!

549
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,294
(WHINES) That hurts, man!

550
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,465
<i>(REMINISCING</i> PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)

551
00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:57,203
I've always got
Little River Band
loaded up here.

552
00:24:57,203 --> 00:25:00,008
I've got six
discs in here.

553
00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:03,215
Claude, meet me outside,
at the back
of the service entrance.

554
00:25:03,215 --> 00:25:05,952
I'm flying
Air Singapore.

555
00:25:05,952 --> 00:25:07,923
Hey, Douglas.
How's the wife?
She died.

556
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,060
Attaboy!

557
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:11,030
I'll be there in
two minutes exactly.

558
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:12,767
TERRY: Another thing
I hate about you?

559
00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:14,738
You always pay
in exact change.

560
00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:16,908
ALLEN: You're just mad
because I have a nice
change purse.

561
00:25:16,908 --> 00:25:18,679
Why do you even care?

562
00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:21,384
How can I help it?
You know what?
You know what's worse?

563
00:25:21,384 --> 00:25:23,288
The way you fart.
Even your farts,
they're not manly.

564
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,857
You're being ridiculous.

565
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,195
They sound like a baby
blowing out the candles
on a birthday cake.

566
00:25:27,195 --> 00:25:28,632
What?
Like a little...
(BLOWS)

567
00:25:28,632 --> 00:25:30,235
You know what
bugs me about you?
What?

568
00:25:30,235 --> 00:25:31,805
I'm pretty sure
you've never voted.

569
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:35,379
No, I vote.
Sports radio, <i>AM 880.
Play of the week.</i>

570
00:25:35,379 --> 00:25:37,950
You're like a child
in a leather jacket.
That's what you're like.

571
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,153
Get out of the way, man!

572
00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:41,124
Wait. Are you
David Ershon?

573
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:44,063
(SIGHS) Yeah,
well, it's Sir David Ershon,
but I don't bother with the...

574
00:25:44,063 --> 00:25:48,004
Anyway, little bit of a rush,
gentlemen, if you don't mind.
Thank you.

575
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,242
Excuse me,
but you're under
arrest, okay?

576
00:25:50,242 --> 00:25:51,144
What?

577
00:25:51,144 --> 00:25:52,480
You have the right
to remain silent.

578
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,753
Anything you do or say
can be used... Um...

579
00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:58,158
What's the next part?
As a floatation device.

580
00:25:58,158 --> 00:25:59,961
As a floatation device.

581
00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:02,066
Oh. You know what?
That's very funny.

582
00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,402
I have never
Miranda-ed anyone before.

583
00:26:03,402 --> 00:26:05,472
Really?
Are you guys for real?

584
00:26:05,472 --> 00:26:07,075
Am I being punk'd?

585
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,013
Detective Allen Gamble.

586
00:26:09,013 --> 00:26:10,349
We are in
a cocaine-covered car,

587
00:26:10,349 --> 00:26:12,085
and we are
bringing in a perp.

588
00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:13,956
One David Ershon.

589
00:26:13,956 --> 00:26:15,492
175 pounds.

590
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,696
Thank you. 175 pounds.
TERRY: Shut up, man, shut up!

591
00:26:17,696 --> 00:26:20,702
Martin and Fosse are probably
on <i>Studio B</i> talking to
Shepard Smith right now.

592
00:26:20,702 --> 00:26:23,809
We arrest this jerkoff
for a scaffolding permit?

593
00:26:23,809 --> 00:26:26,314
Wait, wait, wait,
what am I being
arrested for?

594
00:26:26,314 --> 00:26:28,484
For scaffolding
permit violation...

595
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:31,090
(DISTORTED GROANING)

596
00:26:36,868 --> 00:26:39,173
I got my insurance
card. Somewhere.
Easy, mate.

597
00:26:39,173 --> 00:26:40,943
What the hell?
You ran right into us!

598
00:26:40,943 --> 00:26:41,944
Stand over there.
Huh?

599
00:26:41,944 --> 00:26:43,148
Wood?

600
00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:44,750
What the...

601
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,721
Couldn't see the car.
It's big enough, mate.
What?

602
00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:48,825
Do not let
these men take me.

603
00:26:48,825 --> 00:26:50,028
(SPEAKS PORTUGUESE)

604
00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:52,399
Hi.
(SIGHS)

605
00:26:52,399 --> 00:26:53,969
TERRY: Why's she looking
at you like that?

606
00:26:53,969 --> 00:26:55,739
ALLEN: That's my car!

607
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,913
Hey, hey, hey!
We didn't exchange
insurance information!

608
00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:01,284
Hey! Excuse me!

609
00:27:01,284 --> 00:27:04,156
Why did they
take our shoes?

610
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,994
What the hell
just happened?

611
00:27:05,994 --> 00:27:09,233
Where's my iPhone?

612
00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:11,437
I think we've walked
30 blocks, man.

613
00:27:11,437 --> 00:27:14,143
I don't get why we can't
just call the office

614
00:27:14,143 --> 00:27:16,548
and have a squad car
come pick us up.

615
00:27:16,548 --> 00:27:18,752
No. They took our shoes,
our guns, and our car.

616
00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:20,689
There's no way that's
going out on the radio.

617
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:22,626
Look, if we're gonna
do this together,

618
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:24,363
there's some issues
we need to settle, okay?

619
00:27:24,363 --> 00:27:25,598
I mean, you said
I had a weak chin.

620
00:27:25,598 --> 00:27:28,104
You said the way
I pee is feminine.

621
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,107
How do you think
that makes me feel?

622
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,409
I mean,
that list you have,

623
00:27:30,409 --> 00:27:32,746
you put a lot of
thought in. It's weird.

624
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,655
I hear you.

625
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:41,697
Let's clean the slate
right now. Fresh start.

626
00:27:41,697 --> 00:27:45,839
All right.
Fresh start.

627
00:27:45,839 --> 00:27:49,480
Maybe we should
call ourselves
the Febreze Brothers,

628
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,684
'cause it's feeling
so fresh right now.

629
00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:54,891
Right?

630
00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:56,996
Let's do another fresh start,
'cause I just wanted to
punch you in the face.

631
00:27:56,996 --> 00:28:00,068
Fine, fresh start.

632
00:28:00,068 --> 00:28:01,937
It's the last one.

633
00:28:01,937 --> 00:28:04,476
I have to be able
to express myself and
say things, you know.

634
00:28:06,847 --> 00:28:09,687
Okay, folks!
Everybody, listen up!
Listen up!

635
00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,791
TERRY: Got a high
profile kidnapping.

636
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:15,198
David Ershon,
wealthy banker,
multinational team.

637
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:17,369
Maybe a sleeper cell,
but it's too early to tell.

638
00:28:17,369 --> 00:28:22,079
Hey, Bilbo Baggins.
Where are your shoes?
'Cause your feet are black.

639
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:23,915
Who cares?
It's not important, okay?

640
00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:26,621
Hoitz, Gamble,
Captain. Not good.

641
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,358
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

642
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,062
(MOCKINGLY) Bye, guys.
Bye-bye.

643
00:28:30,062 --> 00:28:31,764
Come on.

644
00:28:31,764 --> 00:28:34,737
Guys, this is Don Beaman,
the attorney for Mr. Ershon.

645
00:28:34,737 --> 00:28:36,907
Roger Wesley, head of
his private security.

646
00:28:36,907 --> 00:28:39,146
Hey, how are you?
You son of a bitch!
Hey, hey, hey!

647
00:28:39,146 --> 00:28:40,983
Hey, Terry!
Take it easy!

648
00:28:40,983 --> 00:28:43,087
That's the guy who
took our guns, Captain.
And my shoes!

649
00:28:43,087 --> 00:28:46,060
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Did you identify yourselves
as police officers?

650
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,263
What is this?

651
00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:48,865
Allen, tell me.
Did you?

652
00:28:48,865 --> 00:28:50,102
No, we did not.

653
00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:51,671
Sorry, gentlemen.

654
00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:54,110
We thought you were
abducting Mr. Ershon.

655
00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:55,445
It's only protocol.

656
00:28:55,445 --> 00:28:57,549
Mr. Ershon has
agreed to correct

657
00:28:57,549 --> 00:29:00,322
this scaffolding situation.
The case is closed.

658
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,793
I've taken care of
all necessary paperwork.

659
00:29:02,793 --> 00:29:04,963
And you fellas,
at this point,
should just be glad that

660
00:29:04,963 --> 00:29:08,304
Mr. Ershon is not
pressing charges for
excessive use of force.

661
00:29:08,304 --> 00:29:10,242
Thank you, Captain.
MAUCH: You bet.

662
00:29:10,242 --> 00:29:12,280
Australian?

663
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,948
Special Forces, right?

664
00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:16,654
Best watch your step,
Detective.

665
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:19,260
There are three things
I love in this world.

666
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,931
Kylie Minogue,

667
00:29:21,931 --> 00:29:25,172
small dimples just above
a woman's buttocks...

668
00:29:25,172 --> 00:29:27,042
Beautiful features.

669
00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,113
...and the fear
in a man's eye who knows
I'm about to hurt him.

670
00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:34,223
Hey! Shake your dicks.
This pissing contest
is over.

671
00:29:34,223 --> 00:29:35,792
Come on, man.

672
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:41,537
All right, look,
they returned your shoes.

673
00:29:41,537 --> 00:29:44,310
And they returned
your weapons.

674
00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:46,380
Here you go, Terry.

675
00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:49,953
Allen, someone was nice enough
to put linseed oil on it,

676
00:29:49,953 --> 00:29:53,027
some kind of stain on that,
dark walnut or something.

677
00:29:53,027 --> 00:29:56,000
You might wanna think
about dropping them
a thank you note.

678
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,068
ALLEN: Okay.

679
00:29:57,068 --> 00:29:58,605
You're mad at us,
huh, Gene?

680
00:29:58,605 --> 00:30:01,777
First off,
don't call me Gene.
I'm your captain.

681
00:30:01,777 --> 00:30:04,416
Guys, do you remember
the "Be Smart" speech?

682
00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:05,786
Sure.
All right.

683
00:30:05,786 --> 00:30:08,558
Well, what did you do?
What'd you do about it?

684
00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:11,397
The opposite.
We were not smart,
Captain Gene.

685
00:30:11,397 --> 00:30:13,301
It's just "Captain."

686
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:16,407
Just "Captain."
It's not "Captain Gene."
I don't have a kiddie show.

687
00:30:16,407 --> 00:30:18,645
That sounds creepy,
"Captain Gene."

688
00:30:18,645 --> 00:30:21,284
<i>Police mistakenly arrest
investment banker,</i>

689
00:30:21,284 --> 00:30:22,819
<i>David Ershon.</i>

690
00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:25,792
<i>Was he the victim of
financial profiling?</i>

691
00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:28,765
Financial profiling?
That's crazy.

692
00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:30,602
He broke the law
and we arrested him.

693
00:30:30,602 --> 00:30:31,971
That wasn't
a security team.

694
00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:34,777
He said, "Don't let
these people take me."

695
00:30:34,777 --> 00:30:37,549
I mean, when you hear hooves,
you think horses, not zebras.

696
00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,021
What about donkeys
or deer?

697
00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,692
They have hooves.
What about bovine
creatures?

698
00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:46,301
Were you just thinking
to yourself, "Fresh start"?

699
00:30:46,301 --> 00:30:49,540
Yeah. I could see it.

700
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:51,944
Listen, why don't we just
go over to my place?

701
00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:53,047
We'll talk the case down.

702
00:30:53,047 --> 00:30:55,052
We can have a little dinner.
You can meet Sheila.

703
00:30:55,052 --> 00:30:57,991
Two cops talking down a case
while eating food, all right?

704
00:30:57,991 --> 00:30:59,293
It's not dinner.
Fine.

705
00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:00,997
And let me apologize
in advance, okay,

706
00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:03,602
in case my wife acts
like a world-class bitch.

707
00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:05,538
She's a big old broad,

708
00:31:05,538 --> 00:31:09,046
(LAUGHS) and she
likes to wield it.

709
00:31:09,046 --> 00:31:11,684
ALLEN: Okay, so I put
together a little bio,

710
00:31:11,684 --> 00:31:14,957
complete with pictures
of Mr. David Ershon.

711
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:18,064
I used Adobe Premiere.
I like to do a little
weekend editing.

712
00:31:18,064 --> 00:31:22,172
I recently just
cut three minutes
out of <i>Goodfellas.</i>

713
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,445
WILL LYMAN:
<i>David Ershon is currently
the CEO of Ershon Consortium.</i>

714
00:31:25,445 --> 00:31:27,283
Who's that talking?

715
00:31:27,283 --> 00:31:29,586
It's the <i>Frontline
Narration App.
It's only 99 cents.</i>

716
00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:33,061
<i>Ershon Consortium, current
financial investments exceed
$70 billion.</i>

717
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:36,300
<i>His largest clients
include Schering-Plough
and Lendl Global.</i>

718
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:39,273
Lendl Global has those
TV ads where I can't
figure out what they do.

719
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,575
Yeah, oil, media,
health care,

720
00:31:40,575 --> 00:31:42,045
you've probably
heard their jingle.

721
00:31:42,045 --> 00:31:45,085
<i>♪ Lendl Global,
we're in everything ♪</i>

722
00:31:45,085 --> 00:31:48,157
<i>David Ershon is often
found in the company
of Judge Scalia...</i>

723
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:50,729
Yeah.
<i>...and the lead
singer of Maroon 5.</i>

724
00:31:50,729 --> 00:31:52,198
I mean, this guy could be
connected to drug cartels,

725
00:31:52,198 --> 00:31:55,572
black market organ sales,
human trafficking, all of it.

726
00:31:55,572 --> 00:31:57,375
How do you get that
from anything I just said?

727
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,246
SHEILA: Hey, guys!
Soup's on.

728
00:31:59,246 --> 00:32:01,017
What do you mean?

729
00:32:01,017 --> 00:32:02,920
(SIGHS)

730
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,692
Hi.
You must be Terry.

731
00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:08,965
I'm sorry
I've been hiding, honey,
but this dinner was tricky.

732
00:32:08,965 --> 00:32:10,168
(CORK POPS)
Oh!

733
00:32:10,168 --> 00:32:12,839
Who are you?
I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble,
his wife.

734
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,946
Come on, seriously.
Who is that?
His old lady.

735
00:32:15,946 --> 00:32:18,318
Sweetie,
it's a workstation.
Got it.

736
00:32:18,318 --> 00:32:21,924
And you come in here,
dressed like a hobo,
it's distracting.

737
00:32:21,924 --> 00:32:24,196
I know you're working.
I'm so sorry.

738
00:32:24,196 --> 00:32:26,267
Come on, seriously.
Come on, what?

739
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:28,038
Who is that?

740
00:32:28,038 --> 00:32:29,973
That's the old...
That's the old
ball and chain.

741
00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,581
Get over here.

742
00:32:33,581 --> 00:32:35,085
Not... Not right now.
Okay.

743
00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,656
Look, they're not all
first-round picks, okay?

744
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,760
Come on, are you gonna
tell me who that is?

745
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,364
Are you really
Allen's wife?

746
00:32:41,364 --> 00:32:43,167
Mmm. I know.

747
00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:47,676
People are shocked
because he's Episcopalian
and I'm Catholic,

748
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,614
but somehow it works.
(ALLEN CLEARS THROAT)

749
00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:51,417
Are you gonna change?

750
00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:52,852
Oh. I already did.

751
00:32:52,852 --> 00:32:54,790
It's no big deal.
You look really,
really nice.

752
00:32:54,790 --> 00:32:57,596
Terry, you don't have
to be polite, okay?

753
00:32:57,596 --> 00:32:58,865
She looks kind of shitty.

754
00:32:58,865 --> 00:33:01,003
Don't speak to her
like that, Allen.

755
00:33:01,003 --> 00:33:04,910
Look, if I put that
in my <i>Cosmo</i> Fashion App,
you'd probably get a D-.

756
00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:06,982
Ooh! Allen and his apps.
He loves them.

757
00:33:06,982 --> 00:33:09,787
You know he's designed
three of his own?
One of them...

758
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,590
Can I tell him?
Mmm-hmm.

759
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,194
One of them,
you can take a picture
of anybody's face,

760
00:33:13,194 --> 00:33:16,401
and it'll tell you
what the back of
his head looks like.

761
00:33:16,401 --> 00:33:17,702
Faceback.
Faceback.

762
00:33:17,702 --> 00:33:19,740
Got some horrible reviews
coming out of the gate.

763
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:21,344
ALLEN: It's gonna hit.
It's gonna catch.

764
00:33:21,344 --> 00:33:23,447
Why are you with Allen?

765
00:33:23,447 --> 00:33:25,519
I mean, that's not
what I meant.

766
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:27,222
I meant, how did
you guys meet?

767
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:30,294
It's a really typical
"how we met" story, Terry.

768
00:33:30,294 --> 00:33:32,232
You're gonna be
bored by it.

769
00:33:32,232 --> 00:33:35,772
I was a dancer for the Knicks
while finishing my residency
at Columbia Hospital.

770
00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:38,311
Allen came into the ER
with poison ivy on his rectum.

771
00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:39,546
ALLEN: Yes.

772
00:33:39,546 --> 00:33:41,850
Needless to say,
I fell for him immediately.

773
00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:44,523
It's funny, it's like a scene
from that one movie,

774
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,394
always forget
the name of it.

775
00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:48,164
With Meg Ryan.
Yes.

776
00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:50,335
I don't remember a movie
where Meg Ryan meets a guy
with poison ivy up his ass.

777
00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:52,940
ALLEN: I'll think of it.
I'll think of it.
Okay.

778
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,844
So, what about you, Terry?
Do you have a girl?

779
00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:56,580
I did, yeah.

780
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:57,984
We were supposed
to get married,

781
00:33:57,984 --> 00:33:59,386
but she backed out.
It's complicated.

782
00:33:59,386 --> 00:34:00,588
Terry shot Derek Jeter.

783
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,192
Shut up, Allen.
This was before.

784
00:34:02,192 --> 00:34:03,728
That's okay.

785
00:34:03,728 --> 00:34:05,532
Oh! <i>She's Got Mail.
That's the name of the movie.</i>

786
00:34:05,532 --> 00:34:07,402
That's it! Honey!

787
00:34:07,402 --> 00:34:08,605
With Tom Hanks?
ALLEN: Right.

788
00:34:08,605 --> 00:34:09,940
And Meg Ryan.
Meg Ryan.

789
00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:11,544
He didn't have
poison ivy up his ass.

790
00:34:11,544 --> 00:34:12,546
Yes, he did.
Yes, he did. Yeah.

791
00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:14,216
Way up there.

792
00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:16,654
Well, Terry,
can't thank you enough
for coming by. What a...

793
00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:18,357
What a wonderful,
lovely evening. Thank you.

794
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,662
It was so, so nice
meeting you, Terry.

795
00:34:20,662 --> 00:34:21,898
It was my pleasure.
Thank you.

796
00:34:21,898 --> 00:34:24,769
And remember,
all I ask of you is,

797
00:34:24,769 --> 00:34:26,274
you don't let him
get hurt, Terry.

798
00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:29,379
She tells me that
every day before I leave.
Yep, I do.

799
00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:32,119
SHEILA: I come downstairs
and I make him
his fresh-cut strawberries,

800
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:35,158
and I say, "Listen,
my little sugar balls,
whatever you do today,

801
00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:36,527
"you just
don't get hurt."

802
00:34:36,527 --> 00:34:38,264
ALLEN: Yeah. Every morning.

803
00:34:38,264 --> 00:34:41,871
And then I show him
my breasts, and I say,
"These are waiting for you

804
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,076
"when you get
back home."
Right.

805
00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:46,146
SHEILA: You know, Terry,
they're not the biggest
breasts he's ever seen,

806
00:34:46,146 --> 00:34:47,549
but, man, are they perky.

807
00:34:47,549 --> 00:34:48,684
Not by a long shot.

808
00:34:48,684 --> 00:34:50,088
And they are firm,
and they are yours.

809
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,790
You're a nice lady.

810
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:52,826
Ohhh!

811
00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:54,296
Thank you for coming.

812
00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:56,467
MALE DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
<i>Detectives Hoitz and Gamble?</i>

813
00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:58,471
<i>Detectives Hoitz
and Gamble? Over.</i>

814
00:34:58,471 --> 00:34:59,840
Go for Hoitz.

815
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,477
<i>We found your red Prius.
Great.</i>

816
00:35:01,477 --> 00:35:03,581
<i>It was trying to vote
for Ralph Nader.</i>

817
00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:05,885
Come on.
Okay, sugar balls,
listen up.

818
00:35:05,885 --> 00:35:07,623
There's gonna be
fingerprints on that car.

819
00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:09,693
Tomorrow, we're gonna
run those fingerprints
through the system.

820
00:35:09,693 --> 00:35:11,363
And if we get a hit,
(INHALES SHARPLY)

821
00:35:11,363 --> 00:35:13,234
this case is gonna heat up
faster than a junkie's spoon.

822
00:35:13,234 --> 00:35:15,706
You do one thing
when you wake up
tomorrow, bring it.

823
00:35:15,706 --> 00:35:17,108
Okay.
Thank you, Sheila.

824
00:35:17,108 --> 00:35:18,511
Oh. He'll bring it.

825
00:35:18,511 --> 00:35:19,713
Good night!
Good night.

826
00:35:19,713 --> 00:35:21,584
Thank you, Sheila.

827
00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:22,752
Bye, Terry!

828
00:35:22,752 --> 00:35:24,323
Bye, Sheila!
I'll never forget tonight.

829
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,594
Bye, Terry!
All right, Allen,
whatever. Go inside.

830
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,762
Bye, Sheila!

831
00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,533
Night!
See you...
See you, Terry!

832
00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:31,270
Bye, Sheila.

833
00:35:35,078 --> 00:35:37,683
I don't know
if he heard me.
Bye, Terry!

834
00:35:37,683 --> 00:35:39,686
Bye, Sheila!

835
00:35:42,659 --> 00:35:44,163
Well, here she is.

836
00:35:44,163 --> 00:35:47,603
They left her under
an overpass for the night.

837
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:48,938
You find anything?

838
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,979
Yeah. We found
a lot of stuff.

839
00:35:51,979 --> 00:35:53,847
From bodily fluid
and hair samples,

840
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:55,518
we determined that
a bunch of old,

841
00:35:55,518 --> 00:35:57,589
homeless dudes had
an orgy in the car.

842
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,392
Oh, God.
Yeah.

843
00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:01,630
You know what that's called
when they do that in there?

844
00:36:01,630 --> 00:36:02,766
That's called a soup kitchen.

845
00:36:02,766 --> 00:36:04,637
It's pretty rough stuff.

846
00:36:04,637 --> 00:36:08,410
Not long after that,
a mama raccoon came along

847
00:36:08,410 --> 00:36:09,880
and gave birth
on the floor.

848
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,884
What about fingerprints?
You find any fingerprints?

849
00:36:11,884 --> 00:36:14,456
Nope, couldn't get a one.
Found a cell phone.

850
00:36:14,456 --> 00:36:15,725
Yeah, that's mine.

851
00:36:15,725 --> 00:36:17,562
TERRY: Any signs of
a struggle or spent shells?

852
00:36:17,562 --> 00:36:21,904
No. Believe me, everybody
that was in on this orgy
was more than willing.

853
00:36:21,904 --> 00:36:24,242
In fact, they even
left you a note here.

854
00:36:24,242 --> 00:36:27,949
"Thanks for the F-shack. Love,
Dirty Mike and the boys."

855
00:36:27,949 --> 00:36:29,386
Here's something we found.

856
00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:31,958
We found about a dozen
unscratched lottery tickets.

857
00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,930
No fingerprints or nothing.
Check that out.

858
00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:37,335
Yeah, it's a real shame,
you know.
I got myself a Prius.

859
00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:39,205
It's a hell of a machine.

860
00:36:39,205 --> 00:36:42,345
It's my first brand-new car.
I've never owned a new car.

861
00:36:42,345 --> 00:36:45,685
Watch out. In the back,
there's a baby mouse
in a used condom.

862
00:36:45,685 --> 00:36:47,222
Really gross.

863
00:36:48,924 --> 00:36:50,728
Not even a free ticket.

864
00:36:51,597 --> 00:36:53,134
What are we gonna do?

865
00:36:53,134 --> 00:36:55,438
We got no fingerprints,
a bunch of
losing lottery tickets.

866
00:36:55,438 --> 00:36:58,745
Look at this, there's
a two-minute phone call
made after we were jumped.

867
00:36:58,745 --> 00:37:00,815
They used your phone?
They ghost dialed.

868
00:37:00,815 --> 00:37:02,619
Someone probably sat on it.

869
00:37:02,619 --> 00:37:05,191
It could have recorded
some of their conversation
when Ershon got grabbed.

870
00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:07,196
We gotta hear the other
side of that call.

871
00:37:07,196 --> 00:37:08,999
Nope, no, it's nothing.

872
00:37:08,999 --> 00:37:11,470
Nothing? It's the only
lead we have.
It's nothing. It's nothing.

873
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:13,608
Why did you just
get super jumpy?

874
00:37:13,608 --> 00:37:15,011
What?

875
00:37:15,011 --> 00:37:17,015
It's an ex-girlfriend, okay?

876
00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:18,884
What's the matter?
What happened
with you guys?

877
00:37:18,884 --> 00:37:21,256
She was just a bit of
a handful, that's it.

878
00:37:22,692 --> 00:37:24,229
(BOTH CONVERSING IN MANDARIN)

879
00:37:25,799 --> 00:37:27,436
Allen, it's the only
lead we have.

880
00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:30,542
We either go with this
or we walk away
from this case right now.

881
00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:33,113
Fine. Let's go see her.

882
00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:46,874
Hello, Christinith.

883
00:37:46,874 --> 00:37:48,944
Hello, Allen.

884
00:37:50,615 --> 00:37:51,783
That's my partner, Terry.

885
00:37:51,783 --> 00:37:54,055
Hi, Telly.

886
00:37:54,055 --> 00:37:55,959
(WHISPERING)
Holy shit. Dude.

887
00:37:55,959 --> 00:37:57,562
(WHISPERING)
Just relax, relax.

888
00:37:57,562 --> 00:38:00,534
I waited for you
in Tower Records

889
00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:02,338
for four hours.

890
00:38:03,007 --> 00:38:05,778
That was 13 years ago.

891
00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:08,384
(MIMICKING SIREN WAILING)

892
00:38:08,384 --> 00:38:11,657
Arnold Palmer alert.
Arnold Palmer alert.

893
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,462
Who wants some
Arnie Palmies?
(LAUGHS)

894
00:38:14,462 --> 00:38:16,166
Sweetie, this one has
the vodky, right here.

895
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:18,604
Hal, just place it
down, please.

896
00:38:18,604 --> 00:38:19,740
All righty.

897
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,677
Okay.

898
00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:25,418
(CHUCKLING)

899
00:38:25,418 --> 00:38:30,728
I did things in bed
with you that I haven't
done with anyone since.

900
00:38:30,728 --> 00:38:32,265
No.

901
00:38:32,265 --> 00:38:34,103
Christinith,
your husband,
it's awkward.

902
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,805
Oh, no,
he knows all of this.

903
00:38:35,805 --> 00:38:36,807
You're a lucky dog.

904
00:38:36,807 --> 00:38:38,711
It's true.
(PANTING)

905
00:38:38,711 --> 00:38:40,748
(BOTH LAUGHING)

906
00:38:40,748 --> 00:38:42,519
Christine, this is
a lovely house.

907
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:45,858
It's Christinith.
Are you stupid,
or are you deaf?

908
00:38:45,858 --> 00:38:48,498
HAL: Christinith,
you idiot!

909
00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:53,474
You come to our house,
you get my wife's name right!

910
00:38:53,474 --> 00:38:55,344
What?
HAL: Christinith!

911
00:38:55,344 --> 00:38:57,516
Look, we really
appreciate the hospitality.

912
00:38:57,516 --> 00:39:00,388
We'd just love to get
the message off
your cell phone.

913
00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:04,730
We believe it might
give us information
regarding a kidnapping.

914
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:07,836
Okay. Why don't you
come to the kitchen,

915
00:39:07,836 --> 00:39:10,041
and I will let you
listen to it

916
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:13,714
and everyone else
stay here.

917
00:39:13,714 --> 00:39:15,785
Okay, sweetie.

918
00:39:15,785 --> 00:39:17,155
Come on.

919
00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:21,697
Oh! There's my phone.

920
00:39:21,697 --> 00:39:23,200
Oh! Great, thank you for...

921
00:39:23,868 --> 00:39:25,604
(ALLEN GROANING)

922
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:29,746
I hate you,
you son of a bitch!

923
00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:30,982
You're so strong.

924
00:39:30,982 --> 00:39:32,920
I'm stronger than
you will ever know!

925
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,260
I hate you! I hate you!

926
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:39,499
You're so adorable.
Look at your face.
Look at your face.

927
00:39:39,499 --> 00:39:44,342
You go, "I wuv you."
Say it. "I wuv you,
Cwistinith."

928
00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:45,945
Mmm.

929
00:39:49,652 --> 00:39:53,928
You probably think
because of the beard
that I'm really hairy.

930
00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:56,333
But I'm not.

931
00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,205
Shaved.

932
00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:01,744
Allen!

933
00:40:01,744 --> 00:40:03,247
(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

934
00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:07,189
Allen! Allen!

935
00:40:07,189 --> 00:40:09,492
This is police evidence.
Terry! Let's go!

936
00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:10,728
HAL: Hey!

937
00:40:10,728 --> 00:40:12,932
HAL: You get back here
and you make love
to my wife!

938
00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:14,836
Allen! Allen!

939
00:40:14,836 --> 00:40:18,711
I don't get it, man.
I just do not get it.

940
00:40:18,711 --> 00:40:21,684
I mean,
that girl Christinith
was seriously hot.

941
00:40:21,684 --> 00:40:23,187
Your wife is crazy hot.

942
00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,991
I mean, even that
Brazilian security chick,

943
00:40:24,991 --> 00:40:26,260
she threw you
a "Do me" vibe.

944
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,896
What is it with you
and hot ladies?

945
00:40:27,896 --> 00:40:31,337
First off,
my wife is cute,
but she's not hot.

946
00:40:31,337 --> 00:40:35,611
Dude, you're insane.
Your wife is scalding hot.

947
00:40:35,611 --> 00:40:38,150
You wanna listen to
this message or not?
Yeah, whatever.

948
00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:39,820
ROGER: <i>You have
one job, mate.</i>

949
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,891
<i>Find a sucker to
invest with you</i>

950
00:40:41,891 --> 00:40:43,961
<i>so you can pay my boss
back the money you lost.</i>

951
00:40:43,961 --> 00:40:45,631
<i>And I don't care who.</i>

952
00:40:45,631 --> 00:40:47,836
DAVID: <i>Right. I actually
think I found a sucker...</i>

953
00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:48,837
He's talking to Ershon.

954
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,074
<i>...to invest $32 billion.</i>

955
00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:51,710
Who's got $32
billion to rob?

956
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,848
<i>Once I get the money,
I'll falsify the records</i>

957
00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:57,088
<i>to show their massive losses
and then repay your employer.</i>

958
00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,457
<i>Now, since
you're following me,</i>

959
00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,862
<i>I need to go to
2300 Park Avenue,</i>

960
00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:02,332
<i>and after that...
(MESSAGE STOPS)</i>

961
00:41:02,332 --> 00:41:04,737
I told you it wasn't
a security team.

962
00:41:04,737 --> 00:41:05,971
He was being abducted.

963
00:41:05,971 --> 00:41:07,675
Obviously, but
what kind... Holy...

964
00:41:07,675 --> 00:41:09,413
Nobody leaves our house
without making love
to my wife!

965
00:41:09,413 --> 00:41:10,514
Is that him?
Yeah!

966
00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:12,385
Oh, my God,
they came out of nowhere!

967
00:41:12,385 --> 00:41:14,523
Holy shit!
They chased us 20 miles.

968
00:41:14,523 --> 00:41:16,960
You come back here!
You get back here!
Allen!

969
00:41:21,002 --> 00:41:23,240
(MEN SINGING)

970
00:41:24,642 --> 00:41:28,317
2300 Park Avenue.
It's the offices
of the lottery.

971
00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:30,788
Holy shit, the lottery
tickets we found.

972
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:33,995
Ershon is using
the lottery money
to cover his losses.

973
00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:36,633
$32 billion. That's
the state's money.

974
00:41:36,633 --> 00:41:38,804
Well, what do we tell Mauch?
A guy lost some money.

975
00:41:38,804 --> 00:41:41,077
We have a scratchy
cell phone message
and an address.

976
00:41:41,077 --> 00:41:42,545
It's still half a case.

977
00:41:42,545 --> 00:41:44,182
There's gotta be some
sort of paper trail.

978
00:41:44,182 --> 00:41:46,820
If we can find that,
we can track it,

979
00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:48,590
then we can go to Mauch.

980
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:52,599
So, I did some more research
on Ershon's accounting firm,

981
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:54,436
and I found some
pretty interesting stuff.

982
00:41:54,436 --> 00:41:58,210
It turns out that Gretchel
and Dawson has...

983
00:41:58,911 --> 00:42:01,016
Hold on, I'm up.

984
00:42:02,252 --> 00:42:06,126
<i>♪ I gave my love to Erin
(MEN HARMONIZING)</i>

985
00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:09,900
<i>♪ She promised to be true</i>

986
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:14,343
<i>♪ I went to war to come back</i>

987
00:42:14,343 --> 00:42:18,584
<i>♪ And find five
British soldiers</i>

988
00:42:18,584 --> 00:42:21,957
<i>♪ Had their way with her</i>

989
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:26,399
<i>♪ It was consensual</i>

990
00:42:27,302 --> 00:42:28,671
Done?

991
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,176
Gretchel and Dawson
Accounting Firm
in Fair Lawn, New Jersey

992
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,349
has only one client,
David Ershon.

993
00:42:34,349 --> 00:42:36,820
Pretty rinky-dink operation
for a guy like that.

994
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:39,959
Looks like we're going
to Jersey to visit
an accounting firm.

995
00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:43,634
That's a shitty day.

996
00:42:43,634 --> 00:42:47,642
<i>♪ And all their fathers
were hanged</i>

997
00:42:47,642 --> 00:42:51,850
<i>♪ And the children
all got pink eye</i>

998
00:42:51,850 --> 00:42:58,096
<i>♪ While their Harry Potter
books were burned ♪</i>

999
00:43:05,745 --> 00:43:08,850
Do you have fun
singing those songs?
They're really depressing.

1000
00:43:08,850 --> 00:43:11,856
I do. They're full
of rich history.

1001
00:43:11,856 --> 00:43:14,396
Damn it, I'm late.
I was supposed
to go meet my lady.

1002
00:43:14,396 --> 00:43:17,034
I thought you said
you guys split up.

1003
00:43:17,034 --> 00:43:19,038
Let's just keep our thing
about work, okay?

1004
00:43:19,038 --> 00:43:21,110
All right. Goodbye, buddy.

1005
00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:23,313
Hey, get off me, man.

1006
00:43:23,313 --> 00:43:26,086
(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

1007
00:43:41,516 --> 00:43:44,289
(ANGRILY) What the hell
are you doing?
(MUSIC STOPS)

1008
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:47,028
I'm dancing, Terry.
What the hell
are you doing here?

1009
00:43:47,028 --> 00:43:49,032
I love you, Francine.

1010
00:43:49,032 --> 00:43:51,136
If you were with me,
you wouldn't be here
in this strip club,

1011
00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:52,972
shaking it for
dollar bills!

1012
00:43:52,972 --> 00:43:55,244
This is a ballet
studio, Terry.

1013
00:43:55,244 --> 00:43:57,515
Okay? These poles
are horizontal.

1014
00:43:57,515 --> 00:43:59,987
He loves you
very much, Francine.

1015
00:43:59,987 --> 00:44:00,990
Who is this guy?

1016
00:44:00,990 --> 00:44:02,358
What are you
doing here, Allen?

1017
00:44:02,358 --> 00:44:03,861
It's the code.
I'm your partner.

1018
00:44:03,861 --> 00:44:07,302
I'm here
to support a friend
and a work colleague.

1019
00:44:07,302 --> 00:44:09,105
Francine, is this
guy bothering you?

1020
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:10,274
Who's this,
your new boyfriend?

1021
00:44:10,274 --> 00:44:12,145
Great. You got
a new boyfriend.

1022
00:44:12,145 --> 00:44:15,351
He is my dance partner,
Terry. Okay?

1023
00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,022
I know that this
is a big surprise,

1024
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,561
but there are other things
in the world besides
being a cop. Okay?

1025
00:44:20,561 --> 00:44:23,601
Now, if you will excuse me,
I'm gonna dance.

1026
00:44:23,601 --> 00:44:25,871
What, you don't think
I can do this shit? Huh?

1027
00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,171
(STUTTERS)

1028
00:44:42,171 --> 00:44:44,243
That was surprisingly
good, Terry.

1029
00:44:44,243 --> 00:44:45,911
I love you, Francine.

1030
00:44:45,911 --> 00:44:47,315
You don't know
what love is.

1031
00:44:47,315 --> 00:44:49,319
He loves you
very much, Francine!

1032
00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:51,056
I heard it when
he said it. Thank you.

1033
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,360
You know
what you're doing to me?
You're killing me inside.

1034
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,997
And don't
eyeball me, man!

1035
00:44:54,997 --> 00:44:57,001
You're running around
with this crack-dealing
drug addict?

1036
00:44:57,001 --> 00:44:58,136
Terry!

1037
00:44:58,136 --> 00:45:00,141
He does not approve
of your behavior!

1038
00:45:00,141 --> 00:45:01,876
Can you please go?

1039
00:45:01,876 --> 00:45:04,582
And you, too,
creepy guy standing
in the door?

1040
00:45:08,257 --> 00:45:09,893
Let's go, Allen.

1041
00:45:09,893 --> 00:45:12,532
I think we all experienced
our own ballet today.

1042
00:45:12,532 --> 00:45:14,669
The ballet
of emotion
and feelings.

1043
00:45:14,669 --> 00:45:17,475
You're kind of
making things worse.

1044
00:45:20,147 --> 00:45:22,418
(SIGHS)

1045
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:28,097
You okay?

1046
00:45:28,097 --> 00:45:29,532
Yeah, I'm fine.

1047
00:45:30,601 --> 00:45:34,175
Hey, I didn't know
you could dance.

1048
00:45:34,175 --> 00:45:35,578
We used to do
those dance moves

1049
00:45:35,578 --> 00:45:37,081
to make fun of guys
when we were kids,

1050
00:45:37,081 --> 00:45:40,187
show them how queer
they were, okay?

1051
00:45:40,187 --> 00:45:41,991
You learned to dance
like that sarcastically?

1052
00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:43,059
Yeah, I guess.

1053
00:45:43,059 --> 00:45:45,098
Stay out of my
personal life, okay?

1054
00:45:45,098 --> 00:45:46,500
The kid flies private.

1055
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,370
Stay focused
on the case, man.

1056
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,174
I'll see you in
Jersey tomorrow.

1057
00:45:50,174 --> 00:45:52,445
All right, Terry.

1058
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:53,714
Hey, that was
liberating for me.

1059
00:45:53,714 --> 00:45:56,386
I don't know
how it felt for you.

1060
00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:20,234
Here, check this out.

1061
00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:21,670
Article from
six months ago.

1062
00:46:21,670 --> 00:46:23,106
Talking about how
the lottery is looking

1063
00:46:23,106 --> 00:46:26,313
to invest
their $30-billion fund
more aggressively.

1064
00:46:26,313 --> 00:46:27,782
So he's dealing drugs?

1065
00:46:27,782 --> 00:46:32,057
No, it's not drugs.
This isn't <i>Miami Vice.</i>

1066
00:46:35,798 --> 00:46:37,768
Hey, I got you a gift.

1067
00:46:37,768 --> 00:46:39,673
I just saw something,
and I thought of you,

1068
00:46:39,673 --> 00:46:41,443
and so, I don't
want it to be weird.

1069
00:46:41,443 --> 00:46:43,046
I just wanted
to be nice.

1070
00:46:43,046 --> 00:46:44,315
Of course it's weird.

1071
00:46:44,315 --> 00:46:46,519
It's a grown man
giving another man
a present.

1072
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:50,160
There you go.
Open it up.

1073
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,300
It's okay,
you're welcome.

1074
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,237
I like to do
things like that.

1075
00:46:55,237 --> 00:46:57,341
Take a look what it says.

1076
00:46:57,341 --> 00:46:58,910
(CHUCKLES)

1077
00:46:59,981 --> 00:47:02,685
(TERRY READING)

1078
00:47:05,758 --> 00:47:08,731
You know,
because we're both
in law enforcement.

1079
00:47:08,731 --> 00:47:10,367
We both like women.

1080
00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:12,272
But I got a weird
sense of humor.

1081
00:47:12,272 --> 00:47:13,774
I'm a sick puppy.

1082
00:47:13,774 --> 00:47:16,113
I can't look at it.
It makes me laugh so hard.

1083
00:47:16,113 --> 00:47:17,281
Me, too.

1084
00:47:17,281 --> 00:47:18,717
(MUG SHATTERS)

1085
00:47:20,654 --> 00:47:24,095
Real nice. You know,
it's all class.

1086
00:47:25,831 --> 00:47:27,435
Okay.
Don't do that
shit anymore.

1087
00:47:27,435 --> 00:47:29,639
Yeah, believe me,
I won't.

1088
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,976
Do you understand
what's so funny
about it, though?

1089
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:35,317
'Cause it's the FBI, right?

1090
00:47:35,317 --> 00:47:37,121
It has the same logo,
the same shield.

1091
00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:40,093
And at first glance,
you're like, it's just
a mug that says "FBI."

1092
00:47:40,093 --> 00:47:45,337
But then at second glance,
you're like,
"Female Body Inspector"?

1093
00:47:45,337 --> 00:47:47,842
Get out of town.
This is outrageous...

1094
00:47:47,842 --> 00:47:49,045
Shut up!

1095
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,389
(EXHALES)

1096
00:47:54,389 --> 00:47:56,926
<i>(REMINISCING</i> PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)

1097
00:48:01,035 --> 00:48:03,474
ALLEN: I'm gonna climb over
that anger wall of yours

1098
00:48:03,474 --> 00:48:04,676
one of these days,

1099
00:48:04,676 --> 00:48:07,047
and it's gonna
be glorious.

1100
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,925
Shouldn't we tell Mauch
that we're going to
check this place out?

1101
00:48:12,925 --> 00:48:15,031
TERRY: For what? We're just
going to check it out.

1102
00:48:15,031 --> 00:48:17,335
I know,
but it's procedure.

1103
00:48:17,335 --> 00:48:19,705
Terry answers to no one.

1104
00:48:20,374 --> 00:48:23,146
I do what I do.

1105
00:48:23,146 --> 00:48:26,286
What accounting firm
is closed at 11:00 a.m.
on a Tuesday?

1106
00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:28,390
Oh. This is a shithole.

1107
00:48:34,035 --> 00:48:35,204
(ALLEN GROANING)

1108
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,272
I love bombs.

1109
00:48:36,272 --> 00:48:39,578
I can't hear!
I can't hear!

1110
00:48:40,648 --> 00:48:43,153
There's blood blisters
on my hands!

1111
00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:44,522
Oh, my God!

1112
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:46,459
How do they walk
away in movies
without flinching

1113
00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:48,030
when it explodes
behind them?

1114
00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:51,236
There's no way!
I call bullshit on that!

1115
00:48:51,236 --> 00:48:55,244
When they flew
the Millennium Falcon
outside of the Death Star,

1116
00:48:55,244 --> 00:48:59,052
and it was followed
by the explosion,
that was bullshit!

1117
00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:02,691
Don't you dare
badmouth <i>Star Wars!
That was all accurate!</i>

1118
00:49:02,691 --> 00:49:04,729
I need an MRI.
(SOBBING)

1119
00:49:04,729 --> 00:49:09,105
I need an MRI!
I've got soft tissue damage.

1120
00:49:09,105 --> 00:49:11,943
There's no way
I don't have
soft tissue damage.

1121
00:49:11,943 --> 00:49:13,080
Please stop.

1122
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,717
I just wanna go somewhere
and breastfeed right now!

1123
00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:18,290
(SIREN WAILS)

1124
00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:23,166
Fire Department said
it was a gas leak,
but no way. That was timed.

1125
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,835
They didn't wanna kill us,
but they wanted to scare us.

1126
00:49:24,835 --> 00:49:27,608
Yeah, well,
they succeeded, okay?

1127
00:49:27,608 --> 00:49:30,147
I'm tired of this.
All right?

1128
00:49:30,147 --> 00:49:32,718
I'm tired of explosions
and people pointing
guns at me.

1129
00:49:32,718 --> 00:49:35,157
I wanna go back
to my desk.

1130
00:49:35,157 --> 00:49:38,330
Guess what?
Life gets loud sometimes
and messes with your ears.

1131
00:49:38,330 --> 00:49:41,470
You can't escape it
by hiding at your desk
for your whole life.

1132
00:49:41,470 --> 00:49:42,671
You know what?
Yes, you can.

1133
00:49:42,671 --> 00:49:43,973
I've done it
for years, okay?

1134
00:49:43,973 --> 00:49:46,913
There's no explosions
at my desk.

1135
00:49:46,913 --> 00:49:48,884
There's no explosions
at my home

1136
00:49:48,884 --> 00:49:52,091
with my plain wife,
in my plain house.

1137
00:49:54,429 --> 00:49:57,267
What are you
afraid of, man?

1138
00:49:57,267 --> 00:49:58,570
I'm your partner.
You can tell me.

1139
00:49:58,570 --> 00:50:02,378
What the hell
are you hiding from?

1140
00:50:02,378 --> 00:50:06,252
I was a sophomore
in college.

1141
00:50:06,252 --> 00:50:10,594
The university I went
to decided they needed
to raise tuition.

1142
00:50:11,496 --> 00:50:13,834
A classmate
of mine, Brenda,

1143
00:50:13,834 --> 00:50:17,408
in an effort to raise money
and stay in school,

1144
00:50:17,408 --> 00:50:19,245
came up with a nifty plan

1145
00:50:19,245 --> 00:50:21,883
where she thought she'd date
guys and charge them money.

1146
00:50:21,883 --> 00:50:23,186
I go on dates
all the time,

1147
00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:25,558
with a whole bunch of,
you know, boys and stuff.

1148
00:50:25,558 --> 00:50:29,899
And I kind of need somebody
to help me out, like,
you know, my partner in crime.

1149
00:50:29,899 --> 00:50:32,038
Yeah, I could
make a schedule.

1150
00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:33,707
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I was thinking.

1151
00:50:33,707 --> 00:50:35,511
Provide transportation
services.

1152
00:50:35,511 --> 00:50:37,114
Yeah, yeah.

1153
00:50:37,114 --> 00:50:38,985
It's gonna be a good time.
Thanks so much
for asking me.

1154
00:50:38,985 --> 00:50:40,388
ALLEN:
<i>She said she needed
my help to make sure</i>

1155
00:50:40,388 --> 00:50:41,590
<i>that the dates went okay</i>

1156
00:50:41,590 --> 00:50:42,959
and that the guys paid her.

1157
00:50:42,959 --> 00:50:44,628
She said she'd give me
a percentage.

1158
00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:46,399
Oh, my God.
You were a pimp.

1159
00:50:46,399 --> 00:50:47,969
What? God, no.

1160
00:50:47,969 --> 00:50:50,073
No, I was just trying
to help a friend.

1161
00:50:50,073 --> 00:50:53,747
<i>We started making
a lot of money.</i>

1162
00:50:53,747 --> 00:50:56,920
<i>And wouldn't you know it,
some of Brenda's girlfriends</i>

1163
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,492
<i>decided they wanted
to be a part of it.</i>

1164
00:50:59,492 --> 00:51:02,465
<i>Pretty soon,
there were about 14 ladies
that I was protecting</i>

1165
00:51:02,465 --> 00:51:04,168
<i>while they gave me money.</i>

1166
00:51:04,168 --> 00:51:06,640
TERRY: <i>That's called
a stable of whores.</i>

1167
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,512
We decided I shouldn't
use my real name.

1168
00:51:09,512 --> 00:51:11,516
So we came up
with the name "Gator."

1169
00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:13,120
I'm telling you,
you were a pimp.

1170
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,192
No! Are you even
listening to the story?

1171
00:51:18,797 --> 00:51:20,735
Anyway, one day, I wake up
and I look in the mirror,

1172
00:51:20,735 --> 00:51:24,241
and I don't like what I see.

1173
00:51:24,241 --> 00:51:28,583
<i>I mean,
I had gotten out of control,
and I didn't even realize it.</i>

1174
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:31,856
You can't
have a conscience
in the pimp game.

1175
00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:33,693
One night, two of
my favorite girls,

1176
00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:35,999
Candy and Jolene, said,
"We gotta take you in,"

1177
00:51:35,999 --> 00:51:38,537
and they dropped me off
at the emergency room.

1178
00:51:38,537 --> 00:51:40,674
That's where I met Sheila.
I was a mess.

1179
00:51:40,674 --> 00:51:42,678
I made a promise
to myself and to her

1180
00:51:42,678 --> 00:51:46,186
that I would never get
out of control again.

1181
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,855
So, as soon as
I graduated from college,

1182
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,396
I became an accountant
for the police department.

1183
00:51:51,396 --> 00:51:54,168
The most stable job
I could think of.

1184
00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:58,176
An accountant
for law and order.

1185
00:52:00,447 --> 00:52:04,588
I just don't wanna
ever feel out of control
like that ever again.

1186
00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,161
Don't worry.
I got your back.

1187
00:52:07,161 --> 00:52:09,899
Now I say we go
get in Ershon's grill
and see if he cracks.

1188
00:52:09,899 --> 00:52:11,870
I'm tired of all this
tippy-toeing around.

1189
00:52:11,870 --> 00:52:13,640
Okay.

1190
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,646
MAN ON COMPUTER:
<i>You can either walk the plank
or take your panties off.</i>

1191
00:52:16,646 --> 00:52:18,349
<i>The choice is yours.</i>

1192
00:52:18,349 --> 00:52:21,790
WOMAN ON COMPUTER:
<i>I want to take
my panties off.</i>

1193
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:22,992
<i>You've made a wise
choice, you have.</i>

1194
00:52:22,992 --> 00:52:24,796
Mr. Ershon,
Detective Gamble

1195
00:52:24,796 --> 00:52:28,403
and the officer who shot
Derek Jeter are here.

1196
00:52:28,403 --> 00:52:29,606
Gentlemen, please.

1197
00:52:29,606 --> 00:52:30,674
Remember us, hotshot?

1198
00:52:30,674 --> 00:52:32,911
Of course I do.
Please, sit.

1199
00:52:32,911 --> 00:52:35,050
MAN: (GRUNTING)
<i>There she blows.</i>

1200
00:52:36,852 --> 00:52:38,256
Two of those
Russian waters, please.

1201
00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:40,327
No lime wedges,
just cucumber.

1202
00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:41,763
Guess where
we just came from?

1203
00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:43,666
An explosion at
your accounting office.

1204
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:45,971
Yes, that awful
gas leak.

1205
00:52:45,971 --> 00:52:48,010
Gas leak?
The only gas leak

1206
00:52:48,010 --> 00:52:49,545
is the one coming out
of your mouth right now.

1207
00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:55,457
I just thank God
no one was hurt
or injured in a bad way.

1208
00:52:55,457 --> 00:52:58,230
I absolutely abhor death.

1209
00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:01,302
Hey, Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The jig is up, okay?

1210
00:53:01,302 --> 00:53:03,439
We know that wasn't
your security team
that grabbed you.

1211
00:53:03,439 --> 00:53:05,977
And we know you're targeting
a big fish to cover losses.

1212
00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:09,085
You talk or I beat you
so it don't show no bruises.

1213
00:53:09,085 --> 00:53:11,522
God, this water is good.
Terry, have you tried
the water?

1214
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,460
Shut up, Allen.

1215
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:16,666
I assure you,
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

1216
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,904
I understand there was
a bit of a mix-up

1217
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:20,540
with the whole
scaffolding business.

1218
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:27,255
The cucumber
accents the water in
such a way that...

1219
00:53:27,255 --> 00:53:32,064
Perhaps by way of apology,
I can offer you my personal
courtside seats

1220
00:53:32,064 --> 00:53:36,472
for the Knicks game,
with access to
the Ambassador Club.

1221
00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:40,580
Come on, Knicks!
Come on!

1222
00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:43,886
I got Knicks' fever
and it's catching!

1223
00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,994
Hey. This feels
weird sitting here.

1224
00:53:46,994 --> 00:53:49,532
It feels like
it's a bribe.

1225
00:53:49,532 --> 00:53:51,369
It is a bribe.

1226
00:53:51,369 --> 00:53:53,707
Son-of-a-bitch,
I saw courtside
and I went blind.

1227
00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:55,210
Come on.

1228
00:53:56,279 --> 00:53:57,314
Call me!

1229
00:53:58,784 --> 00:54:00,621
Excuse me.
That was a trick.

1230
00:54:00,621 --> 00:54:02,291
No more.

1231
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:07,834
Gentlemen, you have a choice.
<i>Mamma Mia</i> or <i>Jersey Boys.</i>

1232
00:54:08,903 --> 00:54:10,807
(SINGING <i>BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY)</i>

1233
00:54:10,807 --> 00:54:14,214
Fantastic! You're
so unbelievable!

1234
00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:20,527
Damn it.
He did it again.

1235
00:54:21,495 --> 00:54:23,333
Excuse me.
No more tickets.

1236
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,437
SUSAN: Mr. Ershon,
I tried to keep them
in the waiting room.

1237
00:54:25,437 --> 00:54:29,211
That's okay, Susan.
Two Glacier waters
with Mediterranean limes.

1238
00:54:29,211 --> 00:54:31,082
No, no, no. No more water.
We're not here for that.

1239
00:54:31,082 --> 00:54:32,885
No, I was very much
looking forward
to having a water.

1240
00:54:32,885 --> 00:54:34,689
How great is <i>Jersey Boys?</i>

1241
00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:37,327
It's not great.
It's fantastic!

1242
00:54:37,327 --> 00:54:40,767
You totally undersold it.
The pageantry, the costumes.

1243
00:54:40,767 --> 00:54:42,671
Wow, what a musical.

1244
00:54:42,671 --> 00:54:45,677
Hey. Get over here.

1245
00:54:45,677 --> 00:54:46,946
TERRY: What's
wrong with you?
ALLEN: What?

1246
00:54:46,946 --> 00:54:49,351
That's not what
we're here for.

1247
00:54:49,351 --> 00:54:51,522
We're gonna do good cop,
bad cop. Okay?

1248
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:54,795
It's the oldest game
in the book for a reason,
it works.

1249
00:54:54,795 --> 00:54:56,599
I come strong,
then you come in.

1250
00:54:56,599 --> 00:54:57,634
You got it?
Yeah.

1251
00:54:57,634 --> 00:54:58,803
I come strong,
then you come in.

1252
00:54:58,803 --> 00:55:00,207
Right. Got it.

1253
00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:02,077
Now you listen to me,
you piece of shit.

1254
00:55:02,077 --> 00:55:05,016
It's just you and me,
and I'm gonna rip you apart!

1255
00:55:05,016 --> 00:55:07,321
How did you cover
your losses up? Huh?

1256
00:55:07,321 --> 00:55:08,923
What drug cartel
are you working with now?

1257
00:55:08,923 --> 00:55:11,696
Okay, I'll talk to you,
you're reasonable!

1258
00:55:11,696 --> 00:55:13,433
TERRY: No, no, look at me!

1259
00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:15,471
(SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY)
You wanna talk to me?
You wanna talk to me?

1260
00:55:15,471 --> 00:55:18,710
Allen, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Allen!

1261
00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:20,180
(ALLEN CONTINUES SHOUTING)

1262
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:23,152
I'm gonna make you eat
a plate of human shit!

1263
00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:25,290
Get away from me!
(DAVID WHIMPERING)

1264
00:55:29,699 --> 00:55:31,502
Where is he?

1265
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:33,172
(DAVID GRUNTS)

1266
00:55:33,172 --> 00:55:36,579
Look, I'm really
sorry about that.

1267
00:55:36,579 --> 00:55:39,185
I saw how aggressive
you were being,
and I thought,

1268
00:55:39,185 --> 00:55:41,289
"Wow, I gotta go
even bigger than that,

1269
00:55:41,289 --> 00:55:42,891
"since we're doing
bad cop, bad cop."

1270
00:55:42,891 --> 00:55:46,132
What? No, I said,
"Good cop, bad cop."

1271
00:55:46,132 --> 00:55:48,070
I'm the bad cop,
you're the good cop.

1272
00:55:48,070 --> 00:55:50,374
Okay, then there it is.
That's it.

1273
00:55:50,374 --> 00:55:52,778
I thought you said,
"Bad cop, bad cop."

1274
00:55:52,778 --> 00:55:54,047
Well, while you
were going crazy,

1275
00:55:54,047 --> 00:55:56,152
look what I snagged
from his desk.

1276
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:58,289
Think it's his
phone sheet.
Oh. Nice.

1277
00:55:58,289 --> 00:56:00,327
Seven calls
to the lottery office.

1278
00:56:00,327 --> 00:56:02,631
That could be the evidence
we need for Mauch.

1279
00:56:02,631 --> 00:56:04,368
(GROANS)

1280
00:56:05,104 --> 00:56:06,305
Get back.
Colombian drug lords.

1281
00:56:06,305 --> 00:56:08,209
Where are you
getting that from?

1282
00:56:09,812 --> 00:56:11,148
Jesus!

1283
00:56:19,432 --> 00:56:20,900
Can you imagine where
you'd be in your career

1284
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:22,504
if you hadn't shot Jeter?

1285
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:23,973
(BIKE REVVING)

1286
00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:31,288
We call this in, right?

1287
00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,460
Looks like we got
all the evidence we need.

1288
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,862
I'm sorry,
my butterfly.

1289
00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:36,265
(GROANS)

1290
00:56:36,265 --> 00:56:40,073
We'll load them up,
send them back to go.

1291
00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:50,761
Holy shit.

1292
00:56:50,761 --> 00:56:52,064
ALLEN: What?

1293
00:56:52,064 --> 00:56:54,902
What do you mean,
what? Where are we?

1294
00:56:55,904 --> 00:56:57,341
We're in the high desert.

1295
00:56:57,341 --> 00:56:59,211
TERRY: They took
my shoes again, man!

1296
00:56:59,211 --> 00:57:01,416
What the hell is it
with taking shoes?

1297
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,253
They took
your wooden gun?
ALLEN: Yeah.

1298
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,356
(PHONE RINGING)

1299
00:57:09,531 --> 00:57:11,836
Hello?
ALLEN: <i>Hello, Gene?
I mean, Captain.</i>

1300
00:57:11,836 --> 00:57:13,440
<i>Captain, it's Allen Gamble.</i>

1301
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,644
Yeah, yeah.
Where are you?
What's going on?

1302
00:57:15,644 --> 00:57:17,648
<i>Captain, it's a long story,
but I'm just gonna
cut to the chase.</i>

1303
00:57:17,648 --> 00:57:19,652
We are in Las Vegas,
all right?

1304
00:57:19,652 --> 00:57:22,724
We were kidnapped,
put on a freight train,
and shipped out here.

1305
00:57:22,724 --> 00:57:25,463
Let me just
stop you right there.
Don't bullshit me.

1306
00:57:25,463 --> 00:57:27,101
Captain, I am being
straight with you.

1307
00:57:27,101 --> 00:57:29,505
Look, we think
something's going on, okay?

1308
00:57:29,505 --> 00:57:32,478
We think Ershon is
targeting the lottery
to cover his losses.

1309
00:57:32,478 --> 00:57:37,955
Wait. How many times
did I explicitly say
to you, "Lay off Ershon"?

1310
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,591
Terry, Captain wants to know

1311
00:57:39,591 --> 00:57:41,796
how many times has he
asked us to lay off Ershon.

1312
00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:45,570
Twice. Terry says twice.
I agree.

1313
00:57:45,570 --> 00:57:47,707
I'm hanging up.
I'm done.

1314
00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:55,991
I gotta tell you, I started
getting a hand for that,
a taste for that Pai Gow.

1315
00:57:55,991 --> 00:58:01,603
(CLEARS THROAT)
Martin and Fosse,
super cops, in three, two...

1316
00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:07,948
So, we busted that junkie.
Got back 74 thou in diamonds.
74 thou.

1317
00:58:07,948 --> 00:58:08,950
(HOOTING)

1318
00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:10,654
Solved the Castien case.

1319
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,691
$74,000?
That's all they took?

1320
00:58:12,691 --> 00:58:15,563
There's millions of dollars
of diamonds in that place.

1321
00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:17,935
How about this, Gamble?
How about you shut your face?

1322
00:58:17,935 --> 00:58:19,338
All right?
Just shut it.

1323
00:58:19,338 --> 00:58:21,342
Hoitz, Gamble,
Captain's looking for you.

1324
00:58:22,010 --> 00:58:23,646
(FOSSE AND MARTIN LAUGHING)

1325
00:58:23,646 --> 00:58:26,386
MAUCH:
I know it's off the subject,
but is Kevlar copyrighted?

1326
00:58:26,386 --> 00:58:27,555
Captain?
Yeah.

1327
00:58:27,555 --> 00:58:30,226
Is it a bad time?
No, come on.
Come on.

1328
00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:32,631
Not me, right?
Yeah, and you.

1329
00:58:32,631 --> 00:58:36,606
Fellows, I'm sure
you're familiar with
the venerable DA Radford.

1330
00:58:36,606 --> 00:58:38,043
He wanted to come down
and pay us a visit.

1331
00:58:38,043 --> 00:58:39,445
Hello, gentlemen.

1332
00:58:39,445 --> 00:58:40,480
Hello, sir.
Hey.

1333
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,020
You know, I was
talking to Gene here.

1334
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,454
He prefers "Captain."

1335
00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:47,494
Yes, I was talking
to Gene here, and,
you know, it's funny.

1336
00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:50,066
I don't know what you two
have been up to,

1337
00:58:50,066 --> 00:58:53,540
but I've been getting
calls from people
I don't ever get calls from.

1338
00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:56,946
In 40 years
of enforcing the law,
I've learned one thing.

1339
00:58:56,946 --> 00:58:59,384
When that happens, stop.

1340
00:59:00,587 --> 00:59:01,991
Gene, how's the family?

1341
00:59:01,991 --> 00:59:03,526
Good, good, Louis,
thanks for asking.

1342
00:59:03,526 --> 00:59:06,165
My son's bisexual, so...
Tremendous.

1343
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:10,306
Gentlemen, do we
understand each other?

1344
00:59:11,442 --> 00:59:12,845
Cut the crap!

1345
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:14,214
Will do.

1346
00:59:16,185 --> 00:59:17,888
(DOOR CLOSES)

1347
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,658
Guy never comes down here.

1348
00:59:19,658 --> 00:59:22,097
Twenty years,
I think I've seen that guy
in this building one time.

1349
00:59:22,097 --> 00:59:24,268
He's a heavyweight cat,
that guy.

1350
00:59:24,268 --> 00:59:25,737
He was sitting right here.

1351
00:59:25,737 --> 00:59:29,445
Yeah. I think you missed
the point. Anyway, look.

1352
00:59:29,445 --> 00:59:31,116
Blue and white found
your firearms down

1353
00:59:31,116 --> 00:59:33,319
by the Hudson River.
Here you go, Terry.

1354
00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:36,426
You know what?

1355
00:59:36,426 --> 00:59:38,363
I'm gonna hang on
to the wooden gun.

1356
00:59:38,363 --> 00:59:40,400
To give me back
my real gun?
No.

1357
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,072
'Cause I'm gonna
give you this.

1358
00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,879
It's a rape whistle.
You blow that if you
run into any trouble

1359
00:59:46,879 --> 00:59:49,952
and someone with an actual gun
will come and help you out.

1360
00:59:49,952 --> 00:59:51,388
(WHISTLES)

1361
00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:53,560
We were abducted, Captain!
This shit is real!

1362
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,697
Ershon's dirty.
He's targeting the lottery!

1363
00:59:55,697 --> 00:59:58,703
Next, I want you guys
to hand in all the evidence

1364
00:59:58,703 --> 01:00:00,506
you think you have
to the SEC.

1365
01:00:00,506 --> 01:00:02,644
The financial district's
under their jurisdiction.

1366
01:00:02,644 --> 01:00:05,350
Don't you get it?
This case is talking to us!

1367
01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,855
I'm a peacock, Captain!
You gotta let me fly
on this one!

1368
01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:11,362
You know what, Terry?
Let's just settle this.
Peacocks don't fly.

1369
01:00:11,362 --> 01:00:13,066
They fly, they fly
a little bit.

1370
01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:14,902
MAUCH: Yeah, about
as much as a penguin.

1371
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:19,645
One more thing, do me a favor,
don't go chasing waterfalls.

1372
01:00:19,645 --> 01:00:22,083
Was that accidental,
or were you trying
to quote TLC on purpose?

1373
01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:23,820
I don't even understand
the reference.

1374
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:26,859
You don't understand
what you said?
I don't know what that is.

1375
01:00:26,859 --> 01:00:28,362
Get out. Go.

1376
01:00:38,850 --> 01:00:41,288
How did they get
that story?

1377
01:00:42,491 --> 01:00:44,094
I'm tired of being
treated like a jerk

1378
01:00:44,094 --> 01:00:45,863
for trying
to do the right thing.

1379
01:00:45,863 --> 01:00:47,567
Hey, guys.

1380
01:00:47,567 --> 01:00:50,607
There's a proxy vote
for a big reinvestment of
the pension coming up,

1381
01:00:50,607 --> 01:00:52,010
so if you just wanna
come by the old...

1382
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:54,081
Damn it, Bob!

1383
01:00:54,081 --> 01:00:55,617
Let me ask you something.

1384
01:00:55,617 --> 01:00:58,056
What do you even
do around here
besides interrupt people?

1385
01:00:58,056 --> 01:01:00,527
Well, I serve as
treasurer to the union.

1386
01:01:00,527 --> 01:01:03,733
I make a wicked
pot of decaf. (LAUGHS)

1387
01:01:03,733 --> 01:01:08,910
Exactly!
You're a worthless
piece of shit!

1388
01:01:08,910 --> 01:01:13,253
Probably right, Terry.
That's why I feel
so sad all the time.

1389
01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,123
I'm gonna go for a walk.

1390
01:01:15,123 --> 01:01:16,525
Bob!
Say something.

1391
01:01:16,525 --> 01:01:18,563
Come on! Bob!

1392
01:01:18,563 --> 01:01:21,635
I didn't mean it,
all right? I'm upset.

1393
01:01:35,363 --> 01:01:37,834
These braised
short ribs taste
like a dog's asshole.

1394
01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:39,838
Sweetie.
You know what,
I'm sitting here thinking,

1395
01:01:39,838 --> 01:01:43,279
"Who in the world
would slow roast
a dog's asshole

1396
01:01:43,279 --> 01:01:45,049
"and serve it
to their husband?"

1397
01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:46,151
You would.

1398
01:01:46,151 --> 01:01:48,623
You are being awful.
What's wrong?

1399
01:01:48,623 --> 01:01:52,164
Captain took us
off the case.

1400
01:01:52,164 --> 01:01:54,435
I'm sorry.

1401
01:01:54,435 --> 01:01:57,073
I told Terry about
my dark days in college,

1402
01:01:57,073 --> 01:01:59,278
and it brought up
some feelings.

1403
01:01:59,278 --> 01:02:03,219
Well, honeydick,
that was a long time ago.

1404
01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,023
You're not that
same person you were.

1405
01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:08,562
No, you don't get it.
There is a darkness
inside of me.

1406
01:02:08,562 --> 01:02:11,636
It wants to get out.
It wants to walk around.

1407
01:02:11,636 --> 01:02:13,105
It wants some
walking around money,

1408
01:02:13,105 --> 01:02:14,675
and it wants to
buy some shoes.

1409
01:02:14,675 --> 01:02:17,081
And it wants to walk up
with the people

1410
01:02:17,081 --> 01:02:19,318
and say, "Hey, Gator
don't play no shit."

1411
01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,221
You feel me?
Yeah.

1412
01:02:21,221 --> 01:02:22,457
Gator never been
about that,

1413
01:02:22,457 --> 01:02:25,496
never been about
playing no shit.

1414
01:02:28,069 --> 01:02:30,807
(SIGHS) Sweetie,
I'm sorry.
It's okay.

1415
01:02:30,807 --> 01:02:32,177
I just...

1416
01:02:32,177 --> 01:02:35,083
Remember that night we met?

1417
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:37,454
The attending physician
told me,

1418
01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:40,093
"We got a drugged-out
pimp in the back."

1419
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:44,201
And I went back there,
and I pulled open
that curtain,

1420
01:02:44,201 --> 01:02:45,703
and I saw you.

1421
01:02:46,372 --> 01:02:49,244
You were weak, scared,

1422
01:02:49,244 --> 01:02:53,353
ass up, inflamed, crying.

1423
01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,256
At that moment, I knew.

1424
01:02:55,256 --> 01:02:58,829
"Hey, he's no pimp.
Pimps don't cry."

1425
01:02:59,531 --> 01:03:08,183
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry</i>

1426
01:03:08,183 --> 01:03:11,288
<i>♪ No, they don't</i>

1427
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:14,295
<i>♪ They don't shed a tear</i>

1428
01:03:14,295 --> 01:03:20,273
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry</i>

1429
01:03:20,273 --> 01:03:22,710
<i>♪ They never shed a tear ♪</i>

1430
01:03:26,953 --> 01:03:30,527
Come lay with me. Be safe,
and let's make love. Come on.

1431
01:03:30,527 --> 01:03:33,365
Every time you say,
"Be safe,"
it tears me apart.

1432
01:03:33,365 --> 01:03:36,438
You gotta let me be
who I'm gonna be.

1433
01:03:37,374 --> 01:03:40,914
Allen, I'm pregnant.

1434
01:03:40,914 --> 01:03:42,283
Whose baby is that?
(GASPS)

1435
01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:43,853
Who's the man
who did that to you?

1436
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:46,091
Gator's bitches better
be using jimmies!

1437
01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:51,202
I'm sorry. See, that's
what I'm talking about.

1438
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:52,770
Oh, my God.

1439
01:03:54,141 --> 01:03:55,676
You need to leave.

1440
01:03:55,676 --> 01:03:59,718
Get out! Get out,
Allen! Get out!

1441
01:04:06,331 --> 01:04:07,867
(SIGHS)

1442
01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:17,787
Hey.

1443
01:04:18,623 --> 01:04:20,960
Hey. What are you
doing here?

1444
01:04:22,030 --> 01:04:23,433
(SIGHS)

1445
01:04:23,433 --> 01:04:25,503
Come here when
I have lady troubles,

1446
01:04:25,503 --> 01:04:28,409
which means I come here
about every night.

1447
01:04:28,409 --> 01:04:30,880
What are you doing here?

1448
01:04:31,748 --> 01:04:33,919
Sheila and I got
into it tonight.

1449
01:04:35,223 --> 01:04:38,329
She threw me out.

1450
01:04:38,329 --> 01:04:41,469
Well, you're not a cop
till your wife throws you
out of the house, partner.

1451
01:04:41,469 --> 01:04:43,406
Does it bother you
that the Castien robbers

1452
01:04:43,406 --> 01:04:45,443
only took 74 grand
in diamonds?

1453
01:04:45,443 --> 01:04:48,149
They're junkies.
Who cares? I mean...

1454
01:04:48,149 --> 01:04:52,157
I don't know
if a junkie can go down
a 20-story zipline, though.

1455
01:04:52,157 --> 01:04:54,929
How you fellas doing?

1456
01:04:54,929 --> 01:04:58,269
We're about to have us
a little screw party
in this red Prius over here

1457
01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,304
if you wanna join us.

1458
01:04:59,304 --> 01:05:01,241
Hey, are you Dirty Mike
and the boys?

1459
01:05:01,241 --> 01:05:02,510
How do you know
who we are?

1460
01:05:02,510 --> 01:05:04,114
ALLEN: You left
a note in that car.

1461
01:05:04,114 --> 01:05:05,250
Police, shithead.

1462
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:06,551
He's a copper.
We gotta go. Come on!

1463
01:05:06,551 --> 01:05:08,722
Hey! Goose it, boys!
They're cops!

1464
01:05:09,725 --> 01:05:12,030
You turned my beautiful
Prius into a nightmare!

1465
01:05:12,030 --> 01:05:15,937
DIRTY MIKE: We are gonna
have sex in your car!
It will happen again!

1466
01:05:17,073 --> 01:05:19,177
I don't know where
I'm gonna sleep tonight.

1467
01:05:19,177 --> 01:05:21,715
Fortunately, I know
where you're gonna
be drinking.

1468
01:05:21,715 --> 01:05:23,920
Jack of All Trades.
Drinks on me. Come on.

1469
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,392
No, I already
have a beer.
No, no, no, no.

1470
01:05:26,392 --> 01:05:29,264
I'm talking about doing
some serious drinking.

1471
01:05:29,264 --> 01:05:30,533
Drinking with Terry Hoitz.

1472
01:05:30,533 --> 01:05:33,372
<i>(IMMA BE</i> PLAYING)

1473
01:05:33,372 --> 01:05:37,447
<i>♪ Imma be be be be
Imma Imma be</i>

1474
01:05:41,422 --> 01:05:42,957
<i>♪ Imma be on the next level</i>

1475
01:05:42,957 --> 01:05:45,830
<i>♪ Imma be rockin' over
that bass treble</i>

1476
01:05:45,830 --> 01:05:48,168
<i>♪ Imma be chillin' with
my mutha mutha crew</i>

1477
01:05:48,168 --> 01:05:51,008
<i>♪ Imma be makin' all them
deals you wanna do</i>

1478
01:05:51,008 --> 01:05:53,379
<i>♪ Imma be up in
them A-list flicks</i>

1479
01:05:53,379 --> 01:05:54,614
<i>♪ Doin' one-handed flips</i>

1480
01:05:54,614 --> 01:05:56,552
<i>♪ And Imma be
sippin' on drinks</i>

1481
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,790
<i>♪ 'Cause Imma be
shakin' my hips</i>

1482
01:05:58,790 --> 01:06:00,660
<i>♪ You gonna be
lickin' your lips</i>

1483
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:04,602
<i>♪ Imma be takin' them pics
Lookin' all fly and shit</i>

1484
01:06:04,602 --> 01:06:07,307
<i>♪ Imma be the flyest chick
So fly</i>

1485
01:06:07,307 --> 01:06:08,943
<i>♪ Imma be spreadin' my wings</i>

1486
01:06:08,943 --> 01:06:12,517
<i>♪ Imma be doin' my thing
Do it, do it, okay</i>

1487
01:06:12,517 --> 01:06:14,121
<i>♪ Imma, Imma be here to stay</i>

1488
01:06:14,121 --> 01:06:17,026
<i>♪ The 21st century
until infinity ♪</i>

1489
01:06:19,098 --> 01:06:21,001
This sucks, man.
Work our ass off
on this case,

1490
01:06:21,001 --> 01:06:22,671
now we gotta hand over
all of our evidence?

1491
01:06:22,671 --> 01:06:24,407
Yeah, it's not right.

1492
01:06:24,407 --> 01:06:26,511
Oh, my God,
I'm hungover.

1493
01:06:28,348 --> 01:06:29,951
So, you guys are
law enforcement?

1494
01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:32,357
Yeah, we're an independent
government agency who,

1495
01:06:32,357 --> 01:06:34,128
along with the FBI
and the Federal Reserve,

1496
01:06:34,128 --> 01:06:36,632
regulate the stock market
and corporate fraud.

1497
01:06:36,632 --> 01:06:39,171
And the Federal Reserve
is a prison?

1498
01:06:39,171 --> 01:06:42,310
No, basically,
it's a held-for-profit bank
that sets interest rates

1499
01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:44,114
and loans money
to other banks.

1500
01:06:44,114 --> 01:06:46,351
Is that a wastebasket?
Yeah, right there.

1501
01:06:46,351 --> 01:06:48,222
Thank you.

1502
01:06:48,222 --> 01:06:49,325
(VOMITING)

1503
01:06:49,325 --> 01:06:50,694
You all right?

1504
01:06:50,694 --> 01:06:53,032
(RETCHING) Holy hell!

1505
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,538
(COUGHING)
I'm so sorry.

1506
01:06:56,538 --> 01:06:58,309
I got so drunk last night.

1507
01:06:58,309 --> 01:07:02,283
I think I thought
a tube of toothpaste
was astronaut food.

1508
01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:06,025
Come on in, fellas.

1509
01:07:06,025 --> 01:07:08,529
You gotta be kidding me.
You're Ershon's lawyer.

1510
01:07:08,529 --> 01:07:10,266
We're turning over
our investigation to you?

1511
01:07:10,266 --> 01:07:13,238
Let me assure you
there will be
no conflict of interest

1512
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,575
between me
and David Ershon.

1513
01:07:14,575 --> 01:07:16,978
And if this were
an actual investigation,

1514
01:07:16,978 --> 01:07:18,616
I would immediately
recuse myself.

1515
01:07:18,616 --> 01:07:20,654
This is all the evidence
we have,

1516
01:07:20,654 --> 01:07:23,225
and I truly hope
you take this seriously.

1517
01:07:23,225 --> 01:07:24,495
Yes. Very much so.

1518
01:07:24,495 --> 01:07:26,332
From everything I've heard,
I understand

1519
01:07:26,332 --> 01:07:29,471
you guys are the best
at these types
of investigations.

1520
01:07:29,471 --> 01:07:32,477
Outside of Enron and AIG

1521
01:07:32,477 --> 01:07:34,081
and Bernie Madoff,

1522
01:07:34,081 --> 01:07:37,387
WorldCom, Bear Stearns,
Lehman Brothers.

1523
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:39,190
Okay. Thank you.
Thank you, Detective.

1524
01:07:39,190 --> 01:07:41,028
Would you like a seat,
or you're fine?
No, I'm good.

1525
01:07:41,028 --> 01:07:43,098
Okay. Let me just
assure you fellas,

1526
01:07:43,098 --> 01:07:46,572
David Ershon is
an upstanding citizen.

1527
01:07:46,572 --> 01:07:48,542
I am playing squash with him
tonight at the club,

1528
01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:50,179
and we're having dinner.

1529
01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:51,949
You listen to me,
you Windsor
knot-wearing monkey,

1530
01:07:51,949 --> 01:07:53,919
you play squash
with Ershon, right?

1531
01:07:53,919 --> 01:07:55,456
Your kids go
to school with his?

1532
01:07:55,456 --> 01:07:57,427
How would you know
if he's clean or not?

1533
01:07:57,427 --> 01:07:59,231
I will take a look
at your evidence,

1534
01:07:59,231 --> 01:08:00,933
and I will take
a second look
at the financials.

1535
01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:03,105
And when I come back
and bust your ass,

1536
01:08:03,105 --> 01:08:05,777
we're locking David Ershon
in the Federal Reserve!

1537
01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,981
He still doesn't
understand the concept.

1538
01:08:09,918 --> 01:08:14,093
<i>(I DON'T HAVE THE HEART</i>
PLAYING ON RADIO)

1539
01:08:28,656 --> 01:08:30,593
What are you doing?

1540
01:08:30,593 --> 01:08:34,368
We just handed
all of our evidence over
to the bad guy's lawyer!

1541
01:08:34,368 --> 01:08:36,305
Are you a big man, huh?

1542
01:08:36,305 --> 01:08:38,342
I'm talking to you.
What?

1543
01:08:38,342 --> 01:08:40,613
You wake up in the morning,
you say, "I'm putting on
my big boy pants"?

1544
01:08:40,613 --> 01:08:41,848
"Look, I'm wearing a belt!

1545
01:08:41,848 --> 01:08:43,919
"I've got big boy
pants on!"

1546
01:08:43,919 --> 01:08:46,258
Stop!
We don't,
we don't do this!

1547
01:08:46,258 --> 01:08:48,162
You're scaring the shit
out of me, man! Stop it!

1548
01:08:48,162 --> 01:08:51,535
Is this how you conduct
yourself? In a democracy?

1549
01:08:51,535 --> 01:08:53,406
What the hell
are you doing, man?

1550
01:08:53,406 --> 01:08:58,282
I'm so tired of you
getting angry and
yelling all the time.

1551
01:08:59,384 --> 01:09:01,054
It's exhausting.

1552
01:09:02,991 --> 01:09:04,894
I feel like
I'm partners
with the Hulk.

1553
01:09:04,894 --> 01:09:07,434
You wanna know why
I'm so angry all the time?

1554
01:09:07,434 --> 01:09:11,741
'Cause the more
I try and do right,
the more I screw things up.

1555
01:09:11,741 --> 01:09:17,053
We've got a possible jumper
at 3 World Financial Center,
23rd floor.

1556
01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:19,391
<i>All units,
fire department,
en route.</i>

1557
01:09:19,391 --> 01:09:20,626
SEC.

1558
01:09:20,626 --> 01:09:22,030
Beaman's office.

1559
01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,132
We have to go.

1560
01:09:23,132 --> 01:09:25,303
But the Captain.
We have to go, Allen.

1561
01:09:25,303 --> 01:09:27,006
FEMALE DISPATCHER: <i>All units,
I need a respondent.</i>

1562
01:09:27,006 --> 01:09:30,246
<i>Possible jumper,
3 World Financial Center.</i>

1563
01:09:35,623 --> 01:09:37,393
(SIREN WAILING)

1564
01:09:41,168 --> 01:09:43,939
Shit. It's Beaman!

1565
01:09:43,939 --> 01:09:46,980
He's gotta
know something.
Wesley!

1566
01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:49,318
Detective Hoitz and Gamble.
We got this.

1567
01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:52,190
ALLEN: I took an online class
at University of Phoenix
on negotiating.

1568
01:09:52,190 --> 01:09:54,427
I'm gonna need
a priest and a bullhorn.

1569
01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:56,699
I got no bullhorn.
Does anyone
have a bullhorn?

1570
01:09:56,699 --> 01:09:58,536
Bullhorn, anyone?

1571
01:09:58,536 --> 01:10:00,172
Truck.

1572
01:10:00,172 --> 01:10:02,043
Police business.
I need to use
your PA system.

1573
01:10:02,043 --> 01:10:03,912
Okay, let me
turn it on.

1574
01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:08,523
<i>Mr. Beaman?
Mr. Don Beaman?</i>

1575
01:10:08,523 --> 01:10:11,361
It's Wesley. I know
Ershon's Wesley's...

1576
01:10:11,361 --> 01:10:14,534
<i>Look, there's a lot
to live for in this life.</i>

1577
01:10:14,534 --> 01:10:17,607
<i>A lot of great things,
like soda pop,</i>

1578
01:10:17,607 --> 01:10:19,678
<i>big fresh can of soda pop.</i>

1579
01:10:19,678 --> 01:10:21,348
They do not care!

1580
01:10:21,348 --> 01:10:23,319
Give me this.
I know how
to talk to him.

1581
01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:25,590
<i>Listen, we all know
you're a scumbag,</i>

1582
01:10:25,590 --> 01:10:27,260
<i>and nobody cares about you.</i>

1583
01:10:27,260 --> 01:10:28,696
<i>Rotten piece of shit.</i>

1584
01:10:28,696 --> 01:10:30,733
That's worse than
what I was saying.

1585
01:10:30,733 --> 01:10:32,937
<i>I'm not gonna
lie to you, Don.</i>

1586
01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:36,878
<i>People down here are starting
to murmur that you don't have
the balls to do it.</i>

1587
01:10:36,878 --> 01:10:38,750
I don't care!
<i>Yeah.</i>

1588
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,221
<i>I say you can do it.</i>

1589
01:10:41,221 --> 01:10:44,327
<i>I mean, I don't
want you to jump.</i>

1590
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:46,632
<i>I'm just saying
you have the capability.</i>

1591
01:10:46,632 --> 01:10:47,734
Look, he's flying!

1592
01:10:47,734 --> 01:10:49,804
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1593
01:10:50,606 --> 01:10:52,276
(BLOWING WHISTLE)

1594
01:10:52,276 --> 01:10:54,380
Stop that.

1595
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:57,253
TERRY:
Half empty bottle of gin.
Chair knocked over.

1596
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,123
Look at this,
it's a clear sign
of a struggle.

1597
01:10:59,123 --> 01:11:01,262
Make sure you get
this, all right?

1598
01:11:01,262 --> 01:11:04,067
Detectives, all your work's
done here. You can go.

1599
01:11:04,067 --> 01:11:05,670
What about Ershon
targeting the lottery?

1600
01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:08,608
You know why Ershon
was calling down
to the lottery offices

1601
01:11:08,608 --> 01:11:10,112
all those times?

1602
01:11:10,112 --> 01:11:12,217
Because he was hooking up
with the Powerball girl,

1603
01:11:12,217 --> 01:11:14,388
the one on TV with
all the numbered balls.

1604
01:11:14,388 --> 01:11:17,260
Yeah. She filed
a restraining order
on him last week.

1605
01:11:17,260 --> 01:11:19,164
It was right there
in front of you
the whole time.

1606
01:11:19,164 --> 01:11:21,235
Can't be.
You guys are
getting transferred.

1607
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,239
What?
Traffic.

1608
01:11:23,239 --> 01:11:24,641
Yeah, that's right.

1609
01:11:24,641 --> 01:11:26,779
You, you're gonna
walk a beat downtown.

1610
01:11:26,779 --> 01:11:28,181
You're gonna walk
a beat downtown.

1611
01:11:28,181 --> 01:11:29,651
It's done. No, no.
It's done.

1612
01:11:29,651 --> 01:11:31,021
Captain, what are
you talking about?

1613
01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,058
Save yourselves
some gas.
Captain!

1614
01:11:33,058 --> 01:11:34,695
Is there an appeal
process we can...

1615
01:11:34,695 --> 01:11:36,532
Had to do what
you had to do,
Captain.

1616
01:11:36,532 --> 01:11:37,767
Ouch!
(LAUGHS)

1617
01:11:37,767 --> 01:11:40,906
Wow! That hurt.

1618
01:11:42,110 --> 01:11:43,679
Excuse me.
Where's my car?

1619
01:11:43,679 --> 01:11:45,016
Oh. They towed it.

1620
01:11:45,016 --> 01:11:47,087
Couple of homeless people
were messing around in it.

1621
01:11:47,087 --> 01:11:48,723
That's an official
police car.

1622
01:11:48,723 --> 01:11:50,994
Could have fooled me.

1623
01:11:55,903 --> 01:11:57,807
Wow, Mauch
was upset, huh?

1624
01:11:57,807 --> 01:11:59,544
Really?

1625
01:11:59,544 --> 01:12:01,247
The only thing I had to
be proud of in my life
was being a detective.

1626
01:12:01,247 --> 01:12:04,720
That was all I had.
Now it's gone.

1627
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,327
I know. I know.
You still got me.

1628
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:09,765
Don't you get it?
I don't want you,
Allen, okay?

1629
01:12:09,765 --> 01:12:11,267
I never did.

1630
01:12:11,267 --> 01:12:13,506
I told you that scaffolding
violation was dogshit.

1631
01:12:13,506 --> 01:12:15,709
I can't believe you still
doubt me after everything
we've seen.

1632
01:12:15,709 --> 01:12:18,382
It's a real case,
and I'm a real cop.

1633
01:12:18,382 --> 01:12:20,119
We just got the wrong
target for Ershon.

1634
01:12:20,119 --> 01:12:21,722
You carry a rape whistle.

1635
01:12:21,722 --> 01:12:23,158
This is real cop work.

1636
01:12:23,158 --> 01:12:25,563
There is nothing about you
that makes a man a man, okay?

1637
01:12:25,563 --> 01:12:28,869
You got no gun, no car,
no wife, and now
you got no partner.

1638
01:12:28,869 --> 01:12:31,108
Leave me alone.

1639
01:12:31,108 --> 01:12:32,877
NARRATOR: <i>A mutt case.</i>

1640
01:12:32,877 --> 01:12:35,717
Terry, I am a cop,
for your information, okay?

1641
01:12:35,717 --> 01:12:37,753
<i>A broken partnership.</i>

1642
01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:39,491
I'm a cop!

1643
01:12:39,491 --> 01:12:42,730
<i>And getting busted down
to a shitty assignment.
(LAUGHS)</i>

1644
01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:45,803
<i>Allen and Terry
hit the trifecta.</i>

1645
01:12:45,803 --> 01:12:48,375
<i>(SEASON OF THE WITCH</i> PLAYING)

1646
01:12:48,375 --> 01:12:51,681
<i>But sometimes
when you get
your ass kicked,</i>

1647
01:12:51,681 --> 01:12:53,319
(GRUNTING)

1648
01:12:53,319 --> 01:12:55,589
<i>that's when you find out
what's real...</i>

1649
01:12:57,927 --> 01:13:00,165
<i>...and what needs doing.</i>

1650
01:13:05,409 --> 01:13:07,847
<i>Whether it's
directing traffic...</i>

1651
01:13:07,847 --> 01:13:09,550
Come on!

1652
01:13:09,550 --> 01:13:13,391
<i>...or cracking
a multibillion
dollar fraud.</i>

1653
01:13:19,837 --> 01:13:21,508
(BLOWING WHISTLE)

1654
01:13:24,314 --> 01:13:26,418
Do you work here?
Yeah, I do.

1655
01:13:26,418 --> 01:13:29,758
The wrecking ball that
crashed into Castien
down there.

1656
01:13:29,758 --> 01:13:31,228
They also did damage
to your office?

1657
01:13:31,228 --> 01:13:33,799
Some police officers
came by and sealed it off.

1658
01:13:33,799 --> 01:13:35,269
Do you recall what
they looked like?

1659
01:13:35,269 --> 01:13:38,074
One of them had
an Australian accent.

1660
01:13:38,074 --> 01:13:40,179
You don't happen
to do any business

1661
01:13:40,179 --> 01:13:42,217
for the state lottery,
do you?

1662
01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:45,889
No. Our main client
is Lendl Global.

1663
01:13:45,889 --> 01:13:48,061
Can I ask what
this is about?

1664
01:14:00,953 --> 01:14:03,492
Gator needs his gat,
you punkass bitch!

1665
01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:14,347
NARRATOR: <i>'Cause that's
what a real cop is.</i>

1666
01:14:14,347 --> 01:14:15,783
No, I didn't say
"Lock her up."

1667
01:14:15,783 --> 01:14:17,186
I never said,
"Lock her up."

1668
01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:19,791
<i>A guy who does
what needs to be done.</i>

1669
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:24,233
<i>A guy who knows how
to use his dark side
for good.</i>

1670
01:14:24,233 --> 01:14:26,070
<i>And then you move
to Florida.</i>

1671
01:14:34,821 --> 01:14:36,525
One, two, three, attack!

1672
01:14:36,525 --> 01:14:38,028
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1673
01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:40,165
Terry, it's me.

1674
01:14:40,165 --> 01:14:42,370
Tap out. Tap out.
It's me, Allen.

1675
01:14:42,370 --> 01:14:44,073
Are you tapping out,
or are you hitting me
in the face?

1676
01:14:44,073 --> 01:14:46,812
I'm tapping you out!

1677
01:14:46,812 --> 01:14:49,951
You crazy? What are
you doing, man?
Shh!

1678
01:14:49,951 --> 01:14:51,188
They might be
watching us.
Could've killed you.

1679
01:14:51,188 --> 01:14:52,723
Turn out the lights.
What?

1680
01:14:52,723 --> 01:14:54,126
They could be
watching us.
Who?

1681
01:14:54,126 --> 01:14:56,899
I found some big
information, okay?

1682
01:14:56,899 --> 01:14:58,002
About what?

1683
01:14:58,002 --> 01:15:00,173
Some scary shit,
Terry. This is big.

1684
01:15:00,173 --> 01:15:01,841
How'd you get in here?
This place is foolproof.

1685
01:15:01,841 --> 01:15:03,045
(TURNING ON STEREO)

1686
01:15:03,045 --> 01:15:04,247
We can't be too careful.

1687
01:15:04,247 --> 01:15:05,849
What are you
talking about?

1688
01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:06,885
This place might be bugged.

1689
01:15:06,885 --> 01:15:08,856
There's no bugs in here.

1690
01:15:08,856 --> 01:15:11,461
<i>(AGAINST ALL ODDS</i> PLAYING)

1691
01:15:13,031 --> 01:15:15,903
(WHISPERING)
First off, I missed you.

1692
01:15:15,903 --> 01:15:17,307
What's going on?

1693
01:15:17,307 --> 01:15:18,976
Did you hear
what I said?

1694
01:15:18,976 --> 01:15:20,979
Fine, I kind of
missed you, too.

1695
01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:22,850
Thank you.

1696
01:15:22,850 --> 01:15:27,260
Okay. I found out
whose losses Ershon
has to cover.

1697
01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,631
It's Lendl Global.
What?

1698
01:15:29,631 --> 01:15:32,470
Lendl staged
the Castien robbery
as a distraction

1699
01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:35,543
so they could break into
their own accounting firm
next door.

1700
01:15:35,543 --> 01:15:39,017
They then altered
all the records
to cover the losses

1701
01:15:39,017 --> 01:15:40,218
that Ershon had
cost them

1702
01:15:40,218 --> 01:15:41,788
through all of his
bad investments.

1703
01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:43,558
You're not supposed
to be doing this.

1704
01:15:43,558 --> 01:15:45,062
You're supposed to
be walking the beat.

1705
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:48,035
I know. Pretty tricky,
though, huh?

1706
01:15:48,035 --> 01:15:50,473
This is bad, Allen.
This is bad.

1707
01:15:50,473 --> 01:15:53,145
No wonder the captain
wanted us to stay out of this.

1708
01:15:53,145 --> 01:15:55,215
Yeah, I bet Beaman
started asking questions.

1709
01:15:55,215 --> 01:15:57,053
That's why
they killed him.
Oh, man.

1710
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,688
Here's the other thing.

1711
01:15:58,688 --> 01:16:00,626
Tomorrow, there's a massive
business deal going down.

1712
01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:02,630
Ershon's leading it.

1713
01:16:02,630 --> 01:16:05,103
I still can't figure out
who the poor sucker is
they're making the deal with,

1714
01:16:05,103 --> 01:16:06,404
but we gotta stop it.

1715
01:16:06,404 --> 01:16:09,111
It's time to let
the peacock fly.

1716
01:16:09,111 --> 01:16:11,114
I'm not going, Allen.
I like what I do.

1717
01:16:11,114 --> 01:16:13,786
So do I. We're cops.

1718
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:16,491
No. I like what I do now.

1719
01:16:16,491 --> 01:16:18,628
I like working traffic.
It's a great gig.

1720
01:16:18,628 --> 01:16:19,764
What?

1721
01:16:19,764 --> 01:16:23,806
I like working traffic.
I'm not going with you.

1722
01:16:23,806 --> 01:16:26,811
What is this
traffic bullshit?

1723
01:16:29,484 --> 01:16:31,187
(MUSIC STOPS)
What are you talking about?

1724
01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:33,692
I'm talking about my life.

1725
01:16:33,692 --> 01:16:36,698
The corner I run on
54th and 3rd Avenue?
It hums.

1726
01:16:36,698 --> 01:16:38,335
It's Terry's intersection.

1727
01:16:38,335 --> 01:16:40,272
And the traffic guys?
They're good guys.

1728
01:16:40,272 --> 01:16:41,641
There's this
one guy, Phillip?

1729
01:16:41,641 --> 01:16:43,345
He can pee in the urinal
from 20 feet.

1730
01:16:43,345 --> 01:16:44,948
You've gotta see it,
Allen. You've got to.

1731
01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:47,286
What happened to you?
What happened to this
being our time?

1732
01:16:47,286 --> 01:16:50,092
No way, Allen.
I'm out. I'm done.

1733
01:16:50,092 --> 01:16:51,561
Get in the car.

1734
01:16:51,561 --> 01:16:54,100
Come on, Allen.
We both know it's wooden.

1735
01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,740
Apartment pop.
Now get in the car.

1736
01:16:57,740 --> 01:16:59,911
You're not
gonna shoot me.

1737
01:16:59,911 --> 01:17:01,948
Okay, I'll be honest.
This is only the second
time I've ever fired this.

1738
01:17:01,948 --> 01:17:03,752
So stop pointing it at me.

1739
01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:07,460
Look, tomorrow morning,
all I know is I'm going
to Mauch, all right?

1740
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,064
For what?
He doesn't care.

1741
01:17:09,064 --> 01:17:10,900
He's been dodging
this case for too long

1742
01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:12,202
and I want answers.

1743
01:17:12,202 --> 01:17:14,274
I want him to look me
in the eye and tell me why.

1744
01:17:14,274 --> 01:17:17,347
Turn on the news,
man. Nobody cares.

1745
01:17:17,347 --> 01:17:19,650
I hope I'm not alone.

1746
01:17:20,319 --> 01:17:22,690
Hope you bring it.

1747
01:17:24,427 --> 01:17:26,598
We got a big day
out there. Big one.

1748
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:28,836
We got a full moon.
People are gonna
be amped, all right?

1749
01:17:28,836 --> 01:17:32,343
Let's see what we got
on hot tips, all right?

1750
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:33,345
Whoa.

1751
01:17:33,345 --> 01:17:35,048
The new bathmats are in.

1752
01:17:35,048 --> 01:17:37,453
(CHEERING)

1753
01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:41,361
One more thing.
We got a serial rapist
in Crown Heights.

1754
01:17:41,361 --> 01:17:45,136
Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry.
That's from my other job.
Ignore that. Forget that.

1755
01:17:45,136 --> 01:17:46,704
Well, don't ignore it.

1756
01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,778
If you live in Crown Heights,
you know, walk in pairs.

1757
01:17:49,778 --> 01:17:51,714
MAN ON PA: <i>Gene Mauch
to kitchen accessories.</i>

1758
01:17:51,714 --> 01:17:53,886
<i>Gene Mauch to
kitchen accessories.</i>

1759
01:17:53,886 --> 01:17:58,161
I gotta go. Go get 'em.
Let's be careful out there.

1760
01:18:00,199 --> 01:18:01,201
MAUCH: The oak.

1761
01:18:01,201 --> 01:18:03,405
I like to keep
the oak together

1762
01:18:03,405 --> 01:18:05,008
and the maple
separately, okay?

1763
01:18:05,008 --> 01:18:06,010
And these
chopping boards?

1764
01:18:06,010 --> 01:18:07,579
Hey, Captain.

1765
01:18:08,515 --> 01:18:10,919
Hey, Allen. Hey,
how you doing?

1766
01:18:10,919 --> 01:18:13,625
What are you doing here?
Are you here for the bathmats?

1767
01:18:13,625 --> 01:18:15,129
I need you to be
straight with me.

1768
01:18:15,129 --> 01:18:17,366
Straight with us.

1769
01:18:17,366 --> 01:18:20,172
Hey, Terry.
Look at this.

1770
01:18:20,172 --> 01:18:21,975
I thought you were
working traffic today.

1771
01:18:21,975 --> 01:18:23,946
Let them block the box.

1772
01:18:23,946 --> 01:18:26,084
Besides,
partners' code, right?

1773
01:18:26,084 --> 01:18:29,024
Thanks.
Wow.

1774
01:18:29,024 --> 01:18:32,362
Hey, why have you
worked your ass off
trying to kill this case?

1775
01:18:33,132 --> 01:18:34,567
All right, fine.

1776
01:18:34,567 --> 01:18:36,471
I'm gonna tell you
guys something.

1777
01:18:36,471 --> 01:18:38,342
You really went into
deep water on this one.

1778
01:18:38,342 --> 01:18:40,179
You really went in deep.

1779
01:18:40,179 --> 01:18:41,681
Ershon's connected to
all the higher ups,

1780
01:18:41,681 --> 01:18:44,787
and I gotta save what little
ass I have left, okay?

1781
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:47,392
You keep hiding from
shit in the world,

1782
01:18:47,392 --> 01:18:50,399
and eventually the world
comes to your front door.

1783
01:18:50,399 --> 01:18:51,301
Nice.

1784
01:18:51,301 --> 01:18:52,870
That's very nice.

1785
01:18:52,870 --> 01:18:54,640
I heard it in an episode
of <i>Touched By An Angel.</i>

1786
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,444
You keep this thing
real quiet,

1787
01:18:56,444 --> 01:18:58,715
and you make sure
you have real evidence,

1788
01:18:58,715 --> 01:19:00,352
and maybe I'll see
what I can do.

1789
01:19:00,352 --> 01:19:01,721
But if you make
a lot of noise

1790
01:19:01,721 --> 01:19:03,325
and you attract
the media attention,

1791
01:19:03,325 --> 01:19:05,095
and you bring
the DA in on this,

1792
01:19:05,095 --> 01:19:06,564
I am out, okay?

1793
01:19:06,564 --> 01:19:08,168
Yeah, we'll go in there
like church mice.

1794
01:19:08,168 --> 01:19:10,439
But there's one case,

1795
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:12,810
one case in a career
where you go all in.

1796
01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:14,346
This is it.

1797
01:19:14,346 --> 01:19:17,587
All right.
Then you do us proud.

1798
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:19,891
'Cause I don't
want no scrubs.

1799
01:19:19,891 --> 01:19:21,428
Really?

1800
01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:22,596
No.

1801
01:19:22,596 --> 01:19:24,500
You're not aware
that's a TLC song?

1802
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,204
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

1803
01:19:26,204 --> 01:19:27,740
Second time.
You said chasing waterfalls,

1804
01:19:27,740 --> 01:19:29,811
now you're saying
you don't want no scrubs.

1805
01:19:29,811 --> 01:19:31,314
I don't even understand
the reference.
It's like a tic.

1806
01:19:31,314 --> 01:19:32,884
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

1807
01:19:32,884 --> 01:19:34,621
Remember,
this thing gets messy,
we never talked.

1808
01:19:34,621 --> 01:19:36,325
You can trust us.
ALLEN: Real quiet.

1809
01:19:36,325 --> 01:19:39,130
You gotta creep.
Creep.

1810
01:19:39,130 --> 01:19:41,334
Come on.

1811
01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:44,140
You don't say "Creep-creep"
unless you're quoting TLC.

1812
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,611
Hey, guys.

1813
01:19:46,611 --> 01:19:48,948
You know Danson and Highsmith
were not good cops, right?

1814
01:19:48,948 --> 01:19:50,953
Yeah, I guess
we kind of knew that,
but it's a drag.

1815
01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:53,058
I mean, at a certain point,
who's left to be a hero?

1816
01:19:53,058 --> 01:19:56,831
Not to be corny,
maybe it's you guys.

1817
01:19:58,135 --> 01:19:59,303
You ready?

1818
01:19:59,303 --> 01:20:01,407
Yeah.
Let's go.

1819
01:20:09,557 --> 01:20:12,262
No, but the highlights
are great.
Thank you.

1820
01:20:12,262 --> 01:20:14,133
Sexy but serious.
Thank you.

1821
01:20:14,133 --> 01:20:16,304
Excuse me.

1822
01:20:16,304 --> 01:20:17,973
Who the hell are
all these people?

1823
01:20:17,973 --> 01:20:19,376
I was only
expecting one man.

1824
01:20:19,376 --> 01:20:21,681
You know, they're
just some people

1825
01:20:21,681 --> 01:20:24,220
I owe money to who
wanted to be here.

1826
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:26,624
Who are they?

1827
01:20:26,624 --> 01:20:31,034
Well, they are some
Chechen patriots, entrepreneurs.

1828
01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:37,346
And the black chaps
are some businessmen
from Nigeria.

1829
01:20:37,346 --> 01:20:39,950
You owe money
to the Nigerians
and Chechens?

1830
01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:41,188
Yes. Yes, I do.

1831
01:20:41,188 --> 01:20:42,890
You're a piece of work.

1832
01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:44,527
Thank you.

1833
01:20:44,527 --> 01:20:47,800
Probably best
to get started.

1834
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:51,474
This is good, baby.
We're in the game,
we know the score.

1835
01:20:51,474 --> 01:20:54,880
The only thing that bugs me
is we still don't know
who Ershon's targeting.

1836
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:56,986
Is it the lotto?
Who is it?

1837
01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:58,855
Who cares?
Some rich prick.

1838
01:20:58,855 --> 01:21:05,135
I have to tell you,
I am tremendously
excited by this deal.

1839
01:21:05,135 --> 01:21:07,673
And I can assure you
that every dime of your money

1840
01:21:07,673 --> 01:21:10,779
will be invested
with the utmost diligence.

1841
01:21:10,779 --> 01:21:12,816
MAN: Your rates of return
are really exciting.

1842
01:21:12,816 --> 01:21:14,954
We think our members
are gonna be just thrilled.

1843
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:18,361
Yeah. I mean,
we've averaged, like, 18%
over the last 10 years.

1844
01:21:18,361 --> 01:21:21,668
All right. Quiet as
a church mouse, in and out.

1845
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:24,173
I can feel that
tingling in my balls
you were talking about.

1846
01:21:24,173 --> 01:21:25,376
TERRY: Beautiful.

1847
01:21:25,376 --> 01:21:26,678
All right, listen up.

1848
01:21:26,678 --> 01:21:29,483
I am Detective Gamble.
This is Detective Hoitz.

1849
01:21:29,483 --> 01:21:32,122
We need your cooperation.

1850
01:21:32,122 --> 01:21:33,491
David Ershon.

1851
01:21:33,491 --> 01:21:35,896
You're under arrest
for fraud, embezzlement,

1852
01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,599
and in connection
to the murder
of Don Beaman.

1853
01:21:37,599 --> 01:21:40,005
This is a bad idea.

1854
01:21:40,005 --> 01:21:41,807
Hey, guys.

1855
01:21:43,444 --> 01:21:45,716
Bob? What are
you doing here?

1856
01:21:45,716 --> 01:21:47,286
I'm investing.

1857
01:21:47,286 --> 01:21:50,192
Do you remember
we talked about that
proxy vote a while back?

1858
01:21:50,192 --> 01:21:52,063
This is what
it was for.
Holy shit.

1859
01:21:52,063 --> 01:21:54,133
It's a more aggressive
investment strategy
for the pension.

1860
01:21:54,133 --> 01:21:58,741
Allen! We're the suckers.
They're targeting
the police pension fund.

1861
01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:09,264
Gentlemen,
you're here illegally
and without a warrant.

1862
01:22:09,264 --> 01:22:11,501
We are within our rights
to take action.

1863
01:22:11,501 --> 01:22:13,671
<i>(ICKY THUMP</i> PLAYING)

1864
01:22:20,151 --> 01:22:23,925
(GUNS FIRING)

1865
01:22:27,165 --> 01:22:28,668
<i>♪ Icky thump
Who'da thunk</i>

1866
01:22:28,668 --> 01:22:31,441
<i>♪ Sittin' drunk on
a wagon to Mexico</i>

1867
01:22:31,441 --> 01:22:33,211
<i>♪ Ah well, what a chump</i>

1868
01:22:33,211 --> 01:22:35,048
<i>♪ Well my head got a bump
When I hit it on the radio</i>

1869
01:22:35,048 --> 01:22:36,851
(INAUDIBLE)

1870
01:22:36,851 --> 01:22:38,488
<i>♪ Redhead senorita
looking dead</i>

1871
01:22:38,488 --> 01:22:40,225
<i>♪ Came and said,
"Need a bed?"</i>

1872
01:22:40,225 --> 01:22:41,427
<i>♪ In espanol</i>

1873
01:22:41,427 --> 01:22:42,830
<i>♪ I said,
"Gimme a drink of water</i>

1874
01:22:42,830 --> 01:22:44,300
<i>♪ "I'm gonna sing
around the collar</i>

1875
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,637
<i>♪ "And I don't need
a microphone"</i>

1876
01:22:56,557 --> 01:22:58,762
<i>♪ Icky thump
with a lump in my throat</i>

1877
01:22:58,762 --> 01:23:00,365
<i>♪ Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking</i>

1878
01:23:00,365 --> 01:23:01,667
<i>♪ I was ready to go</i>

1879
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,037
<i>♪ And I swear
Besides the hair</i>

1880
01:23:03,037 --> 01:23:04,907
<i>♪ She had one white eye
One blank stare</i>

1881
01:23:04,907 --> 01:23:07,145
<i>♪ Lookin' up
Lyin' there ♪</i>

1882
01:23:08,915 --> 01:23:11,687
So much for quiet
as church mice!

1883
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:13,191
Go!

1884
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,203
Who the hell
are those guys?

1885
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:22,075
Gentlemen, I can get you
obstructed view tickets
for <i>Rock of Ages.</i>

1886
01:23:22,075 --> 01:23:24,013
Even I admit that's
not very tempting,

1887
01:23:24,013 --> 01:23:26,250
but I'm not
made of tickets,
God damn it!

1888
01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,125
(WOMEN SCREAMING)

1889
01:23:33,331 --> 01:23:36,437
Jeanie! Get over here!
You, go get in the bloody car.

1890
01:23:36,437 --> 01:23:37,873
That's it, mate.

1891
01:23:37,873 --> 01:23:42,015
I have had it
with this joker
and his wooden gun.

1892
01:23:45,923 --> 01:23:49,363
They're gonna kill me.
And then they will kill you.

1893
01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:50,566
Well, I'm gonna
kill you first!

1894
01:23:50,566 --> 01:23:52,202
And then they will kill me.

1895
01:23:52,202 --> 01:23:53,839
FEMALE DISPATCHER:
<i>We have two rogue
police officers.</i>

1896
01:23:53,839 --> 01:23:55,675
<i>They are armed
and dangerous,</i>

1897
01:23:55,675 --> 01:23:57,179
<i>and holding
David Ershon hostage.
Stupid pricks!</i>

1898
01:23:57,179 --> 01:23:58,415
It's us, we're good guys!

1899
01:23:58,415 --> 01:24:00,619
Exactly. They're
the good guys.

1900
01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,690
Where do we go?
Where do we go?

1901
01:24:02,690 --> 01:24:05,195
I have a small apartment.
No one knows about it.

1902
01:24:05,195 --> 01:24:07,967
I use it mainly
for my parents
and prostitutes.

1903
01:24:07,967 --> 01:24:10,772
Not at the same time.
That would be wrong.

1904
01:24:13,278 --> 01:24:16,617
Let's hear it
from the top,
every detail.

1905
01:24:16,617 --> 01:24:18,855
I think the best way
to tell the story

1906
01:24:18,855 --> 01:24:21,594
is by starting at
the end, briefly,

1907
01:24:21,594 --> 01:24:23,999
then going back
to the beginning,

1908
01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:26,471
and then periodically
returning to the end,

1909
01:24:26,471 --> 01:24:29,843
maybe giving
different characters'
perspectives throughout.

1910
01:24:29,843 --> 01:24:31,181
Just to give it
a bit of dynamism,

1911
01:24:31,181 --> 01:24:32,783
otherwise, it's just
sort of a linear story.

1912
01:24:32,783 --> 01:24:34,487
Just tell us
what happened.

1913
01:24:34,487 --> 01:24:37,393
I lost a bunch of money
from some people
and now they want it back.

1914
01:24:37,393 --> 01:24:39,063
What about Don Beaman?

1915
01:24:39,063 --> 01:24:41,300
Beaman knew that I had
falsified my financials,

1916
01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:44,039
so they sent down Wesley
to try and keep him quiet.

1917
01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:46,477
He forced him at gunpoint
to drink a bunch of gin

1918
01:24:46,477 --> 01:24:48,615
and then forced him
onto the ledge.

1919
01:24:48,615 --> 01:24:50,185
It was only a matter
of time before he fell.

1920
01:24:50,185 --> 01:24:53,892
At least we stopped you
from getting the pension fund.

1921
01:24:53,892 --> 01:24:56,130
Well, but, yeah,
but you didn't.

1922
01:24:56,130 --> 01:24:57,332
It's already in my account.

1923
01:24:57,332 --> 01:24:59,904
By 9:00 in the morning,
it goes into the Lendl
equity fund

1924
01:24:59,904 --> 01:25:01,574
and from there
it's transferred

1925
01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:02,576
to a dozen
offshore accounts.

1926
01:25:02,576 --> 01:25:04,080
By 9:01, it's gone.

1927
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:05,815
Well, what if we stop
the transfer?

1928
01:25:05,815 --> 01:25:07,586
But you can't.
I mean, there's a...

1929
01:25:07,586 --> 01:25:09,957
What if we stop
the transfer?

1930
01:25:09,957 --> 01:25:12,897
You'd have to be
at Endemic Bank
for 9:00 exactly,

1931
01:25:12,897 --> 01:25:15,502
find the clerk,
get the routing number.

1932
01:25:15,502 --> 01:25:16,504
We gotta stop it.

1933
01:25:16,504 --> 01:25:18,508
There's no way.

1934
01:25:18,508 --> 01:25:21,380
Every cop, the crazy
Australian and his crew,
they'll all be after us.

1935
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:26,524
You could let me go,
and I'll give you
$10 million each.

1936
01:25:26,524 --> 01:25:27,593
It's not a bribe.

1937
01:25:27,593 --> 01:25:29,296
Of course it's a bribe.

1938
01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:32,002
You're offering
to pay us money
to not do our job.

1939
01:25:33,705 --> 01:25:35,341
It's not a bribe.

1940
01:25:35,341 --> 01:25:38,048
We hang low here tonight.
Nobody knows about this place.

1941
01:25:38,048 --> 01:25:40,519
We'll be safe.
And tomorrow,
we hit it.

1942
01:25:40,519 --> 01:25:42,322
First things first,
I gotta go see Sheila.

1943
01:25:42,322 --> 01:25:44,293
No way,
it's too dangerous.

1944
01:25:44,293 --> 01:25:46,163
Look, Terry, we don't know
what's gonna happen to us
tomorrow,

1945
01:25:46,163 --> 01:25:49,637
but tonight,
I need to make things
right with Sheila.

1946
01:25:49,637 --> 01:25:52,643
All right, go.
Go. Be careful.

1947
01:25:52,643 --> 01:25:54,413
Thanks, I will.

1948
01:25:54,413 --> 01:25:56,518
Will you say hi
to Sheila for me?

1949
01:25:56,518 --> 01:25:58,054
Okay.
Okay.

1950
01:25:58,054 --> 01:26:01,094
Tell her. Say Terry
was asking about you.

1951
01:26:01,094 --> 01:26:02,829
He wants to make
sure you know

1952
01:26:02,829 --> 01:26:05,435
that he'll be there for you
if anything happens.

1953
01:26:05,435 --> 01:26:07,273
Yeah.
Drop of a hat,
I'm there.

1954
01:26:07,273 --> 01:26:09,610
Look, it's starting to get
a little weird, man.

1955
01:26:09,610 --> 01:26:10,912
If something
happens to you,

1956
01:26:10,912 --> 01:26:12,583
I need to be there
to take care of her.

1957
01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:14,186
All of her wants,
her needs, and desires

1958
01:26:14,186 --> 01:26:15,355
are now my responsibility.

1959
01:26:15,355 --> 01:26:18,027
Why do you say it like
it's a predetermined thing?

1960
01:26:18,027 --> 01:26:19,496
Just go, man.

1961
01:26:19,496 --> 01:26:21,700
Okay. Thanks.

1962
01:26:22,569 --> 01:26:23,971
Go.

1963
01:26:25,608 --> 01:26:27,178
(PHONE RINGING)

1964
01:26:28,047 --> 01:26:29,683
Janeco Gallery.

1965
01:26:29,683 --> 01:26:32,289
Francine, it's Terry.
Please don't hang up.

1966
01:26:42,743 --> 01:26:44,213
Please pick up.

1967
01:26:44,213 --> 01:26:46,017
Hello.

1968
01:26:46,017 --> 01:26:48,990
<i>Hey, sweetie.
I was praying you'd be
at your mom's house.</i>

1969
01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:50,825
You know what,
I can't talk anymore.

1970
01:26:50,825 --> 01:26:52,196
I think the phone's
being tapped.

1971
01:26:52,196 --> 01:26:54,867
Oh! Baby, where are you?
I wanna see you.

1972
01:26:54,867 --> 01:26:57,539
I'm near the place
where we did it
three Halloweens ago.

1973
01:26:57,539 --> 01:26:58,542
Do you remember?

1974
01:26:58,542 --> 01:27:00,845
Okay, yeah, I got it.

1975
01:27:00,845 --> 01:27:02,349
I'm just warning
you, though.

1976
01:27:02,349 --> 01:27:04,420
Watch out. I think
they're watching the house.

1977
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:07,158
<i>Don't worry, sweetie.
I think I have a way
of talking to you.</i>

1978
01:27:07,158 --> 01:27:12,402
I have to admit,
I wasn't gonna come.
I mean...

1979
01:27:12,402 --> 01:27:16,211
After all those years,
after the restraining order.

1980
01:27:16,211 --> 01:27:19,416
I was worried I might
not see you again.

1981
01:27:19,416 --> 01:27:21,487
There's some
very dangerous
people after him,

1982
01:27:21,487 --> 01:27:23,057
and now
they're after us.

1983
01:27:25,795 --> 01:27:27,899
It's just the old lady.

1984
01:27:32,709 --> 01:27:34,113
Hello, Allen.

1985
01:27:34,113 --> 01:27:36,484
Hello, Mama Ramos.
What are you doing out here?

1986
01:27:36,484 --> 01:27:41,294
Sheila said she doesn't
know what happened
and she wants you back.

1987
01:27:41,294 --> 01:27:43,231
She also says...
Yes.

1988
01:27:43,231 --> 01:27:46,971
...she wants you
on top of her,
holding her hair,

1989
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:49,209
and riding her like
a bucking bronco

1990
01:27:49,209 --> 01:27:54,086
while she sucks
your thumb and says,
"Mommy likey."

1991
01:27:54,086 --> 01:27:55,889
You, you tell
your daughter...

1992
01:27:55,889 --> 01:27:58,728
He said he'll
always love you.

1993
01:27:58,728 --> 01:28:01,701
And he's so happy
that you're having his child.

1994
01:28:01,701 --> 01:28:02,736
Allen.

1995
01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:04,706
He also says that

1996
01:28:04,706 --> 01:28:09,149
he wants you to stare into
each other's eyes without
blinking while you do it.

1997
01:28:09,149 --> 01:28:10,752
I love when
we do that, Mom.

1998
01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:11,989
And then afterward,

1999
01:28:11,989 --> 01:28:14,660
lick the sweat off
each other.

2000
01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:16,364
(SIGHS)

2001
01:28:16,364 --> 01:28:18,300
I don't wanna do this.

2002
01:28:19,703 --> 01:28:21,507
You say things
that are too personal.

2003
01:28:21,507 --> 01:28:23,545
Okay, but just
one more thing.

2004
01:28:23,545 --> 01:28:25,415
She said she loves you,

2005
01:28:25,415 --> 01:28:28,721
and wants to hold your hand
and have iced tea with you.

2006
01:28:28,721 --> 01:28:32,196
Come on. That's not
all she said.

2007
01:28:32,196 --> 01:28:34,233
No.

2008
01:28:34,233 --> 01:28:36,671
She says other things,
but I don't want...

2009
01:28:36,671 --> 01:28:38,140
Please, please, please.

2010
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:40,779
You don't realize,
I may be killed tomorrow.

2011
01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:42,282
Okay.

2012
01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:49,329
She says she wants
to unplug all the clocks
and the phones

2013
01:28:49,329 --> 01:28:52,035
and have a three-day
sex marathon.

2014
01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:53,737
That's more like it. Yeah.

2015
01:28:53,737 --> 01:28:56,577
She wants to walk
wrong for a week

2016
01:28:56,577 --> 01:28:58,948
because you guys
did it so hard.

2017
01:28:58,948 --> 01:29:00,518
That's just lovely.

2018
01:29:00,518 --> 01:29:04,660
No more! He says
things I can't say.

2019
01:29:04,660 --> 01:29:06,830
It involves
a mannequin hand

2020
01:29:06,830 --> 01:29:10,471
and an electric shaver
taped to a golf club.

2021
01:29:18,889 --> 01:29:20,525
Now what'd she say?

2022
01:29:22,629 --> 01:29:24,566
She says she loves you.

2023
01:29:30,244 --> 01:29:33,585
I'm so sorry
about everything.

2024
01:29:33,585 --> 01:29:37,759
And I just had to
come here tonight
to tell you that I love you.

2025
01:29:37,759 --> 01:29:42,202
And the reason why I act like
you're a plain wife is that

2026
01:29:43,471 --> 01:29:47,812
I'm afraid
that if I admit
to how stunning

2027
01:29:47,812 --> 01:29:50,551
and intelligent
and wonderful you are,

2028
01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:52,622
I'd just lose you.

2029
01:29:52,622 --> 01:29:55,329
Shut up, Allen.
I love you.

2030
01:29:55,329 --> 01:29:58,835
We have a place
that's safe. All right.

2031
01:29:58,835 --> 01:30:00,038
<i>(OOH LA LA</i> PLAYING)

2032
01:30:00,038 --> 01:30:04,379
<i>♪ Dial up my number now</i>

2033
01:30:05,815 --> 01:30:10,758
<i>♪ Switch me on
Turn me up</i>

2034
01:30:10,758 --> 01:30:12,496
I'm gonna break your hip.

2035
01:30:12,496 --> 01:30:17,705
<i>♪ I want to touch you
You're just made for love</i>

2036
01:30:17,705 --> 01:30:21,180
<i>♪ I need la la la la la la
I need ooh la la la la</i>

2037
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:24,654
I'm about to do you
grandpa-style.

2038
01:30:24,654 --> 01:30:29,029
<i>♪ I need la la la la la la
I need ooh la la la la ♪</i>

2039
01:30:34,072 --> 01:30:36,677
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2040
01:30:38,848 --> 01:30:41,019
I brought some music.

2041
01:30:45,061 --> 01:30:47,132
Not what I would've
chosen, but screw it.

2042
01:30:47,132 --> 01:30:50,672
All right. Let's go,
Monday morning,
time to go to work.

2043
01:30:50,672 --> 01:30:51,740
Let's do it.

2044
01:30:51,740 --> 01:30:53,545
You want my gate code?
Shut up, man!

2045
01:30:53,545 --> 01:30:56,050
<i>(MONDAY, MONDAY</i> PLAYING)

2046
01:30:56,050 --> 01:31:00,959
<i>♪ Monday, Monday
So good to me</i>

2047
01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:03,230
That's Wesley!

2048
01:31:04,967 --> 01:31:07,172
<i>♪ Monday morning</i>

2049
01:31:07,172 --> 01:31:11,981
<i>♪ It was all
I hoped it would be ♪</i>

2050
01:31:12,916 --> 01:31:14,519
Yes!

2051
01:31:16,290 --> 01:31:17,994
Where'd you learn
to drive like that?

2052
01:31:17,994 --> 01:31:19,563
<i>Grand Theft Auto!</i>

2053
01:31:22,002 --> 01:31:23,737
Shit, Allen,
they're coming.

2054
01:31:26,243 --> 01:31:29,015
Oh, my God!
TERRY: Shit.

2055
01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:32,555
Do something, Allen!
Hold on, hold on.

2056
01:31:39,603 --> 01:31:41,240
(SCREAMING)

2057
01:31:53,164 --> 01:31:55,701
Someone's been playing
<i>Grand Theft Auto.</i>

2058
01:31:55,701 --> 01:31:57,005
(EXCLAIMS)

2059
01:31:57,005 --> 01:31:59,777
I did that!
DAVID: Oh, my God!

2060
01:31:59,777 --> 01:32:00,979
That's what
I'm talking about!

2061
01:32:00,979 --> 01:32:02,649
We jackknifed them!

2062
01:32:02,649 --> 01:32:04,954
Did you see that?
It went backwards and
then turned upside-down.

2063
01:32:04,954 --> 01:32:06,591
Gator turns vans
upside-down

2064
01:32:06,591 --> 01:32:08,828
like they're in a crazy
washing machine!

2065
01:32:08,828 --> 01:32:10,931
Why are you calling
yourself Gator?

2066
01:32:10,931 --> 01:32:12,435
It's a nickname
I had in college.

2067
01:32:12,435 --> 01:32:13,972
I used to run
a dating service.

2068
01:32:13,972 --> 01:32:17,312
He was a pimp.
Yeah, I was.
I was a pimp.

2069
01:32:17,312 --> 01:32:19,683
Right now the streets
are a bloodbath.

2070
01:32:19,683 --> 01:32:23,257
And, statistically speaking,
there's about 30 kids in here,

2071
01:32:23,257 --> 01:32:24,860
10 of you are gonna be dead
before your next birthday.

2072
01:32:24,860 --> 01:32:28,534
FOSSE: Got a couple of tips,
help you guys
stay out of jail.

2073
01:32:28,534 --> 01:32:33,077
One, try your hardest
to not be black or Hispanic.

2074
01:32:33,077 --> 01:32:35,381
It's a good tip.
Yeah. Two...

2075
01:32:35,381 --> 01:32:36,985
DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
<i>Gentlemen, we got a hot one.</i>

2076
01:32:36,985 --> 01:32:38,521
<i>Hoitz and Gamble
have Ershon hostage,</i>

2077
01:32:38,521 --> 01:32:40,692
<i>high-speed car chase
in progress.</i>

2078
01:32:40,692 --> 01:32:42,562
Yes! Gun, gun!

2079
01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:44,399
Pass up the guns.
Pass them up.
Let's go, people.

2080
01:32:44,399 --> 01:32:46,303
There we go. Anything,
any Tasers? No?

2081
01:32:46,303 --> 01:32:48,007
Good. Who wants to go
on a ride-along?

2082
01:32:48,007 --> 01:32:49,776
KIDS: I do!

2083
01:32:49,776 --> 01:32:51,247
All right, you, sweetie.
Come on, let's go. Move.

2084
01:32:51,247 --> 01:32:53,217
Move! Let's go.
Come on!

2085
01:33:02,669 --> 01:33:06,143
Oh. Cool, a helicopter!
Must be covering
the high-speed chase.

2086
01:33:11,587 --> 01:33:13,624
Jesus!

2087
01:33:17,332 --> 01:33:18,701
Who are those guys?

2088
01:33:18,701 --> 01:33:20,571
They're Chechen investors.

2089
01:33:20,571 --> 01:33:23,377
We were gonna do
a Chechen version
of <i>Dora the Explorer.</i>

2090
01:33:23,377 --> 01:33:25,448
Anyway, it went
terribly wrong.

2091
01:33:27,885 --> 01:33:30,691
I feel like it's not fair
that they have a helicopter!

2092
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:32,729
Oh, no.

2093
01:33:32,729 --> 01:33:33,999
(SIREN WAILING)

2094
01:33:33,999 --> 01:33:35,702
Damn it.

2095
01:33:35,702 --> 01:33:37,038
(GRUNTS)

2096
01:33:37,038 --> 01:33:38,574
(CAR BEEPING)

2097
01:33:38,574 --> 01:33:41,113
Watch your head.
God, your hair is soft.

2098
01:33:41,113 --> 01:33:43,250
VO5 Hot Oil.

2099
01:33:45,789 --> 01:33:48,294
You're gonna wreck!
There's cars coming
from both directions!

2100
01:33:48,294 --> 01:33:50,498
I'm not gonna wreck!

2101
01:33:51,967 --> 01:33:54,139
I'm gonna wreck!
You're right!
You want me to drive?

2102
01:33:54,139 --> 01:33:56,076
(HORN HONKING)

2103
01:33:56,076 --> 01:33:58,147
(CARS HONKING)

2104
01:34:13,377 --> 01:34:14,980
(WHISPERING) This was
a very clever idea.

2105
01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:17,418
(WHISPERING) Yeah.
(SHUSHING)

2106
01:34:18,287 --> 01:34:19,856
(MAN SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

2107
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,809
They're gone.

2108
01:34:30,945 --> 01:34:32,248
Let's go.

2109
01:34:44,039 --> 01:34:47,712
They are Nigerians.
Yeah, I'd forgotten
about them.

2110
01:34:54,793 --> 01:34:56,697
ALLEN: This is a shortcut.

2111
01:34:56,697 --> 01:34:58,467
TERRY: Are you kidding me?
You cannot go down there.

2112
01:35:00,071 --> 01:35:01,240
(GROANS)

2113
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,410
(CAR HONKING)

2114
01:35:04,145 --> 01:35:06,183
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

2115
01:35:06,183 --> 01:35:07,685
What are you doing?

2116
01:35:13,464 --> 01:35:14,933
Hit him!

2117
01:35:16,870 --> 01:35:18,207
(SCREAMING)

2118
01:35:22,215 --> 01:35:24,252
Where are we?
Chelsea Pier.

2119
01:35:29,763 --> 01:35:31,700
ALLEN: What the hell?

2120
01:35:33,004 --> 01:35:34,372
Ow! Jesus!

2121
01:35:41,253 --> 01:35:43,524
Them having a helicopter
is definitely cheating.

2122
01:35:44,426 --> 01:35:45,594
Go!

2123
01:35:49,936 --> 01:35:51,606
Come on!

2124
01:35:53,010 --> 01:35:54,813
We're cops!
Hit the chopper!

2125
01:36:04,265 --> 01:36:05,601
(ALARM BEEPING)

2126
01:36:17,091 --> 01:36:18,928
(GIRL SCREAMING)
This is Martin
and Fosse, en route.

2127
01:36:18,928 --> 01:36:20,731
Back off!
This is our collar!

2128
01:36:22,034 --> 01:36:25,174
Set up a perimeter.
No arrests until
we get there!

2129
01:36:25,174 --> 01:36:26,743
Take the light!

2130
01:36:46,450 --> 01:36:47,919
Do not authorize
that transfer.

2131
01:36:47,919 --> 01:36:49,822
This is David Ershon.
The transfer is for him.

2132
01:36:49,822 --> 01:36:52,262
He will tell you not
to authorize it, okay?
Tell him.

2133
01:36:52,262 --> 01:36:53,398
Tell him!

2134
01:36:53,398 --> 01:36:55,201
Yeah, do as they say.
Stop the transfer.

2135
01:36:55,201 --> 01:36:56,603
Approve it.

2136
01:36:57,739 --> 01:36:58,508
Now.

2137
01:36:58,508 --> 01:37:00,244
Do not touch anything!

2138
01:37:00,244 --> 01:37:03,084
TERRY: I swear to God
I'll blow your head
all over this desk.

2139
01:37:03,084 --> 01:37:05,822
Not a person
in this room believes
you'll shoot this clerk.

2140
01:37:05,822 --> 01:37:07,091
Yeah?

2141
01:37:08,094 --> 01:37:09,262
Thank you so much,
gentlemen,

2142
01:37:09,262 --> 01:37:10,965
for the prompt delivery
of Mr. Ershon.

2143
01:37:10,965 --> 01:37:15,674
I have two competing bids
from jilted investors.

2144
01:37:15,674 --> 01:37:18,580
They're at 30 million,
and holding.

2145
01:37:18,580 --> 01:37:21,153
Wait! Can't
you let me...
Take him away.

2146
01:37:21,153 --> 01:37:23,724
But computers.

2147
01:37:23,724 --> 01:37:28,700
What if, one day,
they were in charge?

2148
01:37:29,503 --> 01:37:31,139
Now if you don't shut up,

2149
01:37:31,139 --> 01:37:33,544
I will cut your ear off
with a butter knife.
(MOUTHING WORD)

2150
01:37:33,544 --> 01:37:36,516
That's blunt.
Blunt's worse
than if it's sharp.

2151
01:37:36,516 --> 01:37:38,287
Now!

2152
01:37:38,287 --> 01:37:39,789
(MEN GRUNTING)

2153
01:37:44,232 --> 01:37:45,568
You just stood there!

2154
01:37:45,568 --> 01:37:47,138
I didn't know that
"now" meant that.

2155
01:37:47,138 --> 01:37:48,573
How am I supposed
to know that?

2156
01:37:48,573 --> 01:37:50,378
I knew what
that meant.
Shut up.

2157
01:37:50,378 --> 01:37:51,580
You kill us
and you kill Ershon.

2158
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,617
You're out
30 million dollars.

2159
01:37:53,617 --> 01:37:56,089
Who's got the golden
goose now, huh?
Yeah.

2160
01:37:58,226 --> 01:37:59,963
(ALL GROANING)

2161
01:37:59,963 --> 01:38:01,633
Shit!

2162
01:38:01,633 --> 01:38:04,239
He's still valuable
with a bullet wound, mate.

2163
01:38:04,239 --> 01:38:06,310
He immediately
called your bluff.

2164
01:38:06,310 --> 01:38:07,845
Get up.
And kill the police.

2165
01:38:07,845 --> 01:38:09,716
I just wanna make
sure I get it right.

2166
01:38:09,716 --> 01:38:13,190
Did you want this
transfer approved
or not approved?

2167
01:38:13,190 --> 01:38:16,496
You, mate, I'm gonna
kill just for fun.

2168
01:38:17,532 --> 01:38:19,635
Police, don't move!
Drop your weapons!

2169
01:38:19,635 --> 01:38:22,975
Drop it,
or be dropped,
homeboy!

2170
01:38:22,975 --> 01:38:26,517
I hope you like
prison food and penis.

2171
01:38:26,517 --> 01:38:28,154
Police! Down
on the ground!

2172
01:38:28,154 --> 01:38:29,889
Let me see your hands!

2173
01:38:37,205 --> 01:38:39,142
Hey, hey, you okay?

2174
01:38:39,142 --> 01:38:40,411
Hey.

2175
01:38:40,411 --> 01:38:42,815
Hey, Gene.
Captain. I'm sorry.

2176
01:38:42,815 --> 01:38:44,852
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Don't worry about it.

2177
01:38:44,852 --> 01:38:46,590
You can call me Gene
when we're not in the office.

2178
01:38:46,590 --> 01:38:49,062
Okay. Thanks
for coming by.

2179
01:38:49,062 --> 01:38:51,267
Attaboy.

2180
01:38:51,267 --> 01:38:53,404
Come on,
stay with me.
Stay with me.

2181
01:38:53,404 --> 01:38:56,076
We're losing him!
We're losing him!
He's dying!

2182
01:38:56,076 --> 01:39:00,217
No. No, no, no, no.
I'm just resting.
I'm just resting.

2183
01:39:00,217 --> 01:39:02,355
I'm sorry.
Did I hurt you?
I was just resting.

2184
01:39:02,355 --> 01:39:03,791
Are you all right?
Just resting.

2185
01:39:03,791 --> 01:39:05,661
Hey, let me
tell you something.

2186
01:39:05,661 --> 01:39:08,634
As far as paperwork goes,
we'll take care of it.

2187
01:39:08,634 --> 01:39:10,438
You know why?
Why?

2188
01:39:10,438 --> 01:39:12,375
Ain't too proud to beg.

2189
01:39:12,375 --> 01:39:13,778
Oh. Come on.

2190
01:39:13,778 --> 01:39:15,715
What?
It's not funny anymore.

2191
01:39:15,715 --> 01:39:17,284
I don't know what
you're talking about.

2192
01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:18,654
TLC references.

2193
01:39:18,654 --> 01:39:20,658
Still nothing.
I swear to you.

2194
01:39:20,658 --> 01:39:23,030
I'm gonna go over
and check on Terry.

2195
01:39:23,030 --> 01:39:26,270
I got a bad knee.
Hold on. There you go.

2196
01:39:26,270 --> 01:39:29,142
NARRATOR:
<i>It was the king
of the mutt cases,</i>

2197
01:39:29,142 --> 01:39:32,315
<i>but Allen and Terry
had worked it like stars.</i>

2198
01:39:32,315 --> 01:39:34,853
<i>(WATERFALLS</i> PLAYING)

2199
01:39:34,853 --> 01:39:38,327
<i>Within 24 hours of learning
about Ershon's scheme</i>

2200
01:39:38,327 --> 01:39:40,264
<i>and Lendl's massive losses,</i>

2201
01:39:40,264 --> 01:39:43,437
<i>the government
issued TARP funds
to bail out Lendl.</i>

2202
01:39:43,437 --> 01:39:45,908
Lendl is in everything,

2203
01:39:45,908 --> 01:39:47,679
and we're gonna
go everywhere...

2204
01:39:47,679 --> 01:39:49,549
<i>They were too big to fail.</i>

2205
01:39:49,549 --> 01:39:52,755
<i>Ershon now resides
in Palomino Federal</i>

2206
01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:55,061
<i>Correctional Facility
in Florida.</i>

2207
01:39:55,061 --> 01:39:59,002
<i>He still invests.
Currency's just different.</i>

2208
01:39:59,002 --> 01:40:01,306
<i>Roger Wesley was linked
to the Beaman murder</i>

2209
01:40:01,306 --> 01:40:05,581
<i>by security cam footage
which Martin and Fosse
hadn't checked.</i>

2210
01:40:05,581 --> 01:40:07,518
<i>It only showed the back
of their heads.</i>

2211
01:40:07,518 --> 01:40:11,660
<i>But Allen's Faceback app
was able to get a match
to their faces.</i>

2212
01:40:11,660 --> 01:40:14,032
<i>Terry married Francine.</i>

2213
01:40:14,032 --> 01:40:16,703
<i>He played harp
at the reception
and it was beautiful.</i>

2214
01:40:16,703 --> 01:40:18,340
<i>He had learned
how to play it
in the eighth grade</i>

2215
01:40:18,340 --> 01:40:22,114
<i>to make fun of the fairy
that lived up the street.</i>

2216
01:40:22,114 --> 01:40:25,355
<i>Terry asked Sheila
to be his best man,
but she declined.</i>

2217
01:40:25,355 --> 01:40:30,932
<i>Let's be honest,
we all wanna be
superstars and hotshots.</i>

2218
01:40:30,932 --> 01:40:32,101
<i>But guess what?</i>

2219
01:40:32,101 --> 01:40:34,072
<i>The people that
do the real work,</i>

2220
01:40:34,072 --> 01:40:35,908
<i>the ones that make
the difference,</i>

2221
01:40:35,908 --> 01:40:39,048
<i>you don't see them on TV
or on the front page.</i>

2222
01:40:39,048 --> 01:40:42,188
<i>I'm talking about the day-in,
day-outers, the grinders.</i>

2223
01:40:42,188 --> 01:40:46,396
<i>Come on, man, you know
who I'm talking about:
the other guys.</i>

2224
01:40:46,396 --> 01:40:47,566
(ENGINE PURRING)

2225
01:40:47,566 --> 01:40:51,139
Goldman Sachs.
This case is
gonna be nasty.

2226
01:40:53,410 --> 01:40:55,782
Hi. Cute glasses.

2227
01:40:55,782 --> 01:40:58,120
What was that?
What?

2228
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:00,524
What? Dude, what is it
with you and hot ladies?

2229
01:41:00,524 --> 01:41:02,361
TERRY: What's your secret?

2230
01:41:02,361 --> 01:41:04,799
ALLEN:
Honestly, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

2231
01:41:04,799 --> 01:41:06,937
Tell me who you lost
your virginity to.

2232
01:41:06,937 --> 01:41:10,077
She actually
became a TV actress.
Heather Locklear.

2233
01:41:10,077 --> 01:41:11,813
Heather Locklear, what?

2234
01:41:11,813 --> 01:41:13,484
You've heard of her?
Come on!

2235
01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:15,154
(CAWING)
She was much
chubbier back then.

2236
01:41:15,154 --> 01:41:17,625
I don't get it.
I really, I don't get it.

2237
01:41:17,625 --> 01:41:19,262
<i>(MAGGIE'S FARM</i> PLAYING)

2238
01:41:19,262 --> 01:41:28,213
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work for
Maggie's brother no more</i>

2239
01:41:28,213 --> 01:41:34,225
<i>♪ Well, he hands you a nickel
And he hands you a dime</i>

2240
01:41:34,225 --> 01:41:39,402
<i>♪ And he asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time</i>

2241
01:41:39,402 --> 01:41:46,583
<i>♪ Then he fines you
every time you slam the door</i>

2242
01:41:50,858 --> 01:41:53,363
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work for</i>

2243
01:41:56,269 --> 01:42:00,711
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work for
Maggie's brother no more</i>

2244
01:42:07,659 --> 01:42:12,768
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work on
Maggie's farm no more</i>

2245
01:42:12,768 --> 01:42:18,147
<i>♪ No, I ain't gonna work on
Maggie's farm no more</i>

2246
01:42:18,147 --> 01:42:23,891
<i>♪ Well I try my best
To be just like I am</i>

2247
01:42:23,891 --> 01:42:29,302
<i>♪ But everybody wants you
To be just like them</i>

2248
01:42:29,302 --> 01:42:36,282
<i>♪ They sing while they slave
and just get bored</i>

2249
01:42:39,923 --> 01:42:43,730
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work on</i>

2250
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:49,909
<i>♪ I ain't gonna work on
Maggie's farm no more ♪</i>

2251
01:42:53,917 --> 01:42:56,155
<i>(PIMPS DON'T CRY</i> PLAYING)

2252
01:42:57,458 --> 01:42:58,995
<i>♪ Oh, Babe</i>

2253
01:43:00,631 --> 01:43:02,868
<i>♪ Is your watch broke?</i>

2254
01:43:08,447 --> 01:43:14,592
<i>♪ My friends been talking
Saying you don't love me</i>

2255
01:43:14,592 --> 01:43:20,938
<i>♪ Say you all about hustling
and making that sweet money</i>

2256
01:43:21,974 --> 01:43:25,247
<i>♪ You fill your chalice
with wine</i>

2257
01:43:25,247 --> 01:43:28,387
<i>♪ You got a feather
in your cap</i>

2258
01:43:28,387 --> 01:43:34,265
<i>♪ You say I look so fine
You give my backside a pat</i>

2259
01:43:36,236 --> 01:43:42,382
<i>♪ Your nickname for me is
Trick, or Girl Number Five</i>

2260
01:43:42,382 --> 01:43:45,787
<i>♪ It makes me think you don't
know what it's like</i>

2261
01:43:45,787 --> 01:43:49,963
<i>♪ For a woman to feel alive</i>

2262
01:43:49,963 --> 01:43:52,134
<i>♪ So when I ask what you are</i>

2263
01:43:52,134 --> 01:43:56,577
<i>♪ You take a draw from
your blunt cigar</i>

2264
01:43:56,577 --> 01:43:59,249
<i>♪ And the tears well up
in your eyes</i>

2265
01:43:59,249 --> 01:44:01,687
<i>♪ I know that
my friends tell lies</i>

2266
01:44:01,687 --> 01:44:06,362
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry</i>

2267
01:44:09,702 --> 01:44:13,443
<i>♪ They never shed a tear</i>

2268
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:20,657
<i>♪ Now, my lovely queen</i>

2269
01:44:20,657 --> 01:44:24,198
<i>♪ I'm so sorry that
I raised my voice</i>

2270
01:44:24,198 --> 01:44:27,204
<i>♪ You see, love can turn
a man so mean</i>

2271
01:44:27,204 --> 01:44:32,081
<i>♪ When his lady doesn't
give him any choice</i>

2272
01:44:32,081 --> 01:44:34,285
<i>♪ And yeah,
I like to dress nice</i>

2273
01:44:34,285 --> 01:44:38,593
<i>♪ Platform shoes, rings
and a pharaoh's beard</i>

2274
01:44:38,593 --> 01:44:41,233
<i>♪ And, oh yeah, I flash my ice</i>

2275
01:44:41,233 --> 01:44:44,772
<i>♪ Damn it, woman,
I am a man to be feared</i>

2276
01:44:44,772 --> 01:44:46,476
<i>♪ Ooh, you scare me</i>

2277
01:44:46,476 --> 01:44:48,280
<i>♪ And when the sun goes down</i>

2278
01:44:48,280 --> 01:44:52,521
<i>♪ And all that money is
piled up on the dresser</i>

2279
01:44:52,521 --> 01:44:55,561
<i>♪ You see, a man works hard
for his woman in town</i>

2280
01:44:55,561 --> 01:44:59,802
<i>♪ I don't want to come home
just to second-guess her</i>

2281
01:44:59,802 --> 01:45:01,506
<i>♪ So you better not
second-guess me</i>

2282
01:45:01,506 --> 01:45:05,481
<i>♪ 'Cause one thing that me
and you can both agree</i>

2283
01:45:05,481 --> 01:45:08,787
<i>♪ That when you see
these tears in my eyes</i>

2284
01:45:08,787 --> 01:45:11,726
<i>♪ Just know that all
the rumors are lies</i>

2285
01:45:11,726 --> 01:45:15,467
<i>♪ 'Cause pimps don't cry</i>

2286
01:45:18,807 --> 01:45:25,687
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry</i>

2287
01:45:25,687 --> 01:45:32,468
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry
No, they don't</i>

2288
01:45:33,770 --> 01:45:38,980
<i>♪ They never shed a tear</i>

2289
01:45:40,017 --> 01:45:44,458
<i>♪ Pimps don't cry</i>

2290
01:45:47,698 --> 01:45:49,869
<i>♪ They never shed a tear</i>

2291
01:45:49,869 --> 01:45:52,441
<i>♪ You're so sensitive</i>

2292
01:46:03,197 --> 01:46:05,067
<i>♪ I'm crying for you, baby</i>

2293
01:46:05,067 --> 01:46:07,872
<i>♪ Oh, I see your tears, baby</i>

2294
01:46:07,872 --> 01:46:09,041
<i>♪ I love you now</i>

2295
01:46:09,041 --> 01:46:10,944
<i>♪ You better love me</i>

2296
01:46:10,944 --> 01:46:12,815
<i>♪ You only have to work
part-time</i>

2297
01:46:12,815 --> 01:46:14,485
<i>♪ I will work for Papa ♪</i>

2298
01:46:18,227 --> 01:46:19,529
That was you.
You don't have
a sense of humor.

2299
01:46:19,529 --> 01:46:21,633
I do...
I have a wonderful
sense of humor.

2300
01:46:21,633 --> 01:46:23,303
All right, I'm gonna tell you
the best joke in the world.

2301
01:46:23,303 --> 01:46:24,705
We'll see if you laugh.
Please.

2302
01:46:24,705 --> 01:46:26,509
I love jokes.
All right.

2303
01:46:26,509 --> 01:46:29,882
There was these two guys,
all right, partners,
best friends.

2304
01:46:29,882 --> 01:46:31,486
Going moose hunting.
Right.

2305
01:46:31,486 --> 01:46:33,590
Looking around.
Everywhere they look,
there's no moose.

2306
01:46:33,590 --> 01:46:35,294
The guy's like,
"You know what?
We gotta split up.

2307
01:46:35,294 --> 01:46:37,431
"You go this way.
You go that way."
Right.

2308
01:46:37,431 --> 01:46:39,402
Next thing you know,
they lose sight of each other.

2309
01:46:39,402 --> 01:46:41,439
All of a sudden,
the guy hears
some rumbling in the bushes.

2310
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:43,043
Sure.
He starts heading
over that way.

2311
01:46:43,043 --> 01:46:44,846
Out comes his friend
in his orange suit.

2312
01:46:44,846 --> 01:46:46,249
He's like, "Don't shoot.
I'm not a moose."

2313
01:46:46,249 --> 01:46:48,053
And the guy
readies his weapon,

2314
01:46:48,053 --> 01:46:49,789
points it right
at his face, and...

2315
01:46:49,789 --> 01:46:50,791
(MIMICS GUNSHOT)

2316
01:46:50,791 --> 01:46:52,294
Shoots the guy.
Whoa!

2317
01:46:52,294 --> 01:46:53,964
So the guy runs over, he goes,
"What are you doing?

2318
01:46:53,964 --> 01:46:55,567
"I told you
I wasn't a moose."

2319
01:46:55,567 --> 01:46:59,074
And the guy goes,
"I thought you said
you were a moose."

2320
01:47:01,880 --> 01:47:03,583
But he's not a moose.

2321
01:47:04,652 --> 01:47:05,954
(SIGHS)

2322
01:47:05,954 --> 01:47:07,758
Get the check-check
from Shen-Shen.

2323
01:47:07,758 --> 01:47:09,628
Let's get out of here.

2324
01:47:10,999 --> 01:47:12,835
(MIMICS SPEAKING MANDARIN)

2325
01:47:12,835 --> 01:47:14,806
(ALL LAUGHING)

2326
01:47:14,806 --> 01:47:18,546
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.

2327
01:47:19,716 --> 01:47:21,686
DIRECTOR:
And cut.